Life tips to share........

Life tips to share........

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bencollins

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3,524 posts

206 months

Sunday 10th May 2015
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here's a few that help me, maybe you have some to share.

1) Ten hours sleep Thursday so you are fresh for the weekend.
2) Grow at least some plants, very soothing.
3) Ctrl & Shift and semi colon = today's date in a date formatted cell (excel)
4) Use numerical and categories plus ISO std date format on all docs so they list logically 001-GarageReceipts-YYYY-MM-DD-DocumentName
5) If you think birds with big eyes are beautiful try shoving your finger up an owl's bum*
6) Cherish your other half.
  • nicked from viz.

bencollins

Original Poster:

3,524 posts

206 months

Sunday 10th May 2015
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make sure "thaumaturge" is part of your job title

bencollins

Original Poster:

3,524 posts

206 months

Friday 6th November 2015
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Tipex a white dot on the side that faces upward on all your USB connectors.
Configuration orientation positively confirmed prior to insertion.
Background stress minimised.
Feel happier.
Less bolshy mood.
Dont give the wife aggro.
Avoid a divorce.
Dont lose all your wealth.
All from USB orientation.
Thank me by ringing your granny and telling her you love her.
nerd

Edited by bencollins on Friday 6th November 17:22