Tell us something really trivial about your life (Vol 26)

[DickyC]

O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!


Unaccustomed as I am ...

No.

It is a great honour...

No.

It gives me great pleasure...

No.



Welcome to Volume 26 of the Trivial Thread.

[DickyC]

Still no bunting.

[DickyC]

In before the bunting.

[DickyC]

Drat. In after the bunting.

[DickyC]

Justayellowbadge said:

Impasse said:

I fear that is not bunting, but Mary Berry's thong collection.

Thyee things ath well?

[DickyC]

Impasse said:

OpulentBob said:

I've just snapped a shoelace. I have no idea where I'm going to get another one from.

The other shoe?

Exactly. Cut the surviving one in half and - hey presto! - handy shoelacettes.

[DickyC]

KaraK said:

Bloody hell.. can't believe we've hit Vol. 26!

Fingers-crossed I should be completing on my house purchase tomorrow and then moving in over the weekend, so that will be the 4th different home I've had during the life of the Trivial Thread!

Empires have come and gone in that time.

The arithmetic goes a bit peculiar, too. Because some of the early volumes over ran, where you might expect 25 volumes to account for 250,000 posts, we are already well clear of 300,000.

[DickyC]

What are you on about? I always have a smiley face.

[DickyC]

Exponentially.

[DickyC]

Justayellowbadge said:

You forgot the smiley face.

Could it be added by someone with greater access privileges than me?

[DickyC]

Had you replied to my texts or emails we could have discussed all this. You didn't even stir when we set alight the beacon on the hill overlooking the airstrip.

You don't call, you don't write.

[DickyC]

The only way we communicate now is through a website for car enthusiasts.

[DickyC]

Turn it up to 26.

[DickyC]

SWTH said:

FFS. Page 3 then.

Page 3 in chipolata pages.

[DickyC]

Where are the others?

Champers? Chunky? Ryn? Ali? Bongo?

Everyone?

[DickyC]

doogz said:

I'm hurt!

Don't be, I just drew some names from a hat.

[DickyC]

Now I'm even sorrier you weren't included in the out-of-the-hat random name selection earlier.

Poor little cat. That's miserable.

[DickyC]

Mr Roper said:

Bonasera, Bonasera, what have I ever done to make you treat me so disrespectfully?

Say what?

[DickyC]

iva cosworth said:

What's the betting on whether "Nelson M3" thanks me n DC for invaluable info we provided in a thread last night.

Apparently Google was broken...

Did we? I'd had a few to drink and my advice may not have been all that reliable.

[DickyC]

DickyC said:

iva cosworth said:

What's the betting on whether "Nelson M3" thanks me n DC for invaluable info we provided in a thread last night.

Apparently Google was broken...

Did we? I'd had a few to drink and my advice may not have been all that reliable.

Ah, yes. Just been and had a look. He wasn't getting it, was he?

The location of Westcott on the A25 is near, or possibly at, Westcott - on the A25. The chap is a hoarder who was featured on Hoarders on Channel 4; Google 'Westcott Hoarder.'

There's no helping some people.