Not expecting sympathy…

Not expecting sympathy…

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paul.deitch

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Monday 6th July 2015
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When we go on holiday my wife hides her inherited jewellery (about 5k) somewhere in the cellar.

Last week she put an old cat tree on Ebay small ads and gave it away for FREE.

Today, preparing to go on holiday she realises that the jewellery was in the cat tree and she can’t find the number of the guy that drove away with it.

I laughed, now I’m crying… F-ing women.

paul.deitch

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Monday 6th July 2015
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mybrainhurts said:
Well, bugger me with a cactus...what a coincidence.

I acquired a similar cat tree via ebay and that was full of jewellery too. I'd give it back, but I can't remember where I picked it up. Some people are just plain unlucky....
Ha! That cheered me up a bit.
Well a number, may be the correct one, has been found but currently there is no answer. Just assuming the phone might have been left at home and will try again tonight and then contact Ebay.
If anything interesting happens I will post an update, but it would be worth dumping an expensive phone for that value.

paul.deitch

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Monday 6th July 2015
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Well we got hold of him and he said there was nothing in the cat tree. Didn't surprise me really. End of story. Fortunately (?) for me none of the stuff was from me or my side of the family as we were never that well off!
Cat tree was in the cellar because the cat got run over - don't laugh you lot it's serious! It's a catastrophe, a sorry tail even.

paul.deitch

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Monday 6th July 2015
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kowalski655 said:
Maybe she mis remembered where she put the stuff and it really isn't in the cat tree...after all,she is daft enough to hide it in the first place smile
I must admit that is one of my hopes/theories. She and her friend (female) have disappeared into the cellar. It might take them a long time though as it is 10m x 9m x with 3 rooms and storage under the stairs - the clutter of 35 years together.

paul.deitch

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Monday 6th July 2015
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GoBig said:
Brick it up while you can.
Best comment so far!

paul.deitch

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Tuesday 7th July 2015
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All's Well That Ends Well

So I finally give in and take a look for the f-ing fabled jewels.
Picture the scene, a big cellar room in the half light, in the corner sits a 40 year old white painted wardrobe with scrolly carvings on top that has seen better days and that hasn’t been used as a wardrobe for 18 years.

Next to it sit the 2 monsters, 4 metre spider web, creepy “flower” lights and dramatic lighting kit which I use to scare the local kids at Halloween. May be I’ll post video later this year.

The wardrobe is full including 5 large old smelly decorator blankets and 3 plastic decorating sheets, trailer parts and other tut. Under the 8 decorator blankets is an old electric cool-box that hasn’t been used for may be 10 years and I open it and lo what do I see before me – the sparklies!

“Oh, NOW I remember putting them there”, said the Princess

If you read my posts you will see that I never impugned the “buyer’s” character – thank goodness.

F-ing women.

paul.deitch

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Tuesday 7th July 2015
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Cliftonite said:
It would, no doubt, be a gracious act to inform the buyer and apologise for troubling him?
Yes, just done it. Only right to do so.

paul.deitch

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Tuesday 7th July 2015
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I give up! She's just told me that there is another box hidden somewhere.
It's like Aladdin's Cave here. If I find that bloody lamp I know what I am going to wish for...

paul.deitch

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Tuesday 7th July 2015
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hman said:
Seriously though - is your wife ok mentally, it really isnt normal behaviour to go around hiding the "precious things" and then forgetting where they are...
Get her checked out - could be an early sign of dementia?
She's always been like that. She has a tidy up and put away mentality which unfortunately can be very irritating when you are halfway through a job involving lots of things lying around. However it helps when you have three kids to keep the place ok.

In the early days too, long ago, when I smoked, after two or three taps of my ciggie on the ashtray she would whisk it away and empty it. Sometimes holding the ashtray waiting for the tap...

Drove me bloody mad. I gave up smoking. But the house is always pretty clean and tidy. I don't sit too long in a chair though just in case. I might get put in the cellar and forgotten.

paul.deitch

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Tuesday 7th July 2015
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Duvuk said:
Had the jewellery ever been in the cat tree?
Don't think so, but might have been interim storage whilst looking for a better place.