Keeping cold callers on the line for as long as possible...

[srebbe64]

...it's a sport I'm getting quite proficient at. Yesterday:

Ring ring
Hello
Hi is that srebbe?
Yep that's me
Good news, you're eligible to claim up to £7800 for your recent injury
Wow, great, I never expected that because I thought it was my own fault really
What was your own fault?
The accident, I'm delighted I'm gonna get money for it though. Where do I pick it up?
Well tell me more about your accident
Okay I applied for a job and I didn't fill in the application correctly
What job?
Elephant rider for a circus
Okaaaaay
I said I had experience but it turns out my experience was Indian elephants not African
Riiiiight
You know Elmo the patchwork elephant it was exactly like him but entirely grey
Hmmmmm
Anyway, nice talking and I look forward hearing from you again shortly, bye

[srebbe64]

ofcorsa said:

I don't think anyone here has the moral high ground.

Elmo does. Elmer is a fraud.