Wasps! - I could have killed someone!!!!

[Scousefella]

Bobbing along a nice twisty country lane in the lorry today, sticky as you like so both windows open for maximum airflow (old truck, no aircon), right hand on the wheel, left hand stirring the big bowl of cog-soup.

Oncoming traffic, nice tight road and ARRGGGHHHHHHH, a big fat black and yellow doom-monger had planted itself on my steering forearm and was using its poxy sting to maintain a grip........OUCH!!!!

I was unable to let go of the wheel obviously, I just had to take it for what seemed like an eternity until I could get a straight bit of road and eject the striped little freak.

Blasted things.

[Scousefella]

Indeed, little fockers enjoy sharing a glass of beer/wine/juice when eating outdoors.

They should be eliminated.

[Scousefella]

KarlMac said:

Spot on!!!

[Scousefella]

NDA said:

SouthernBoy said:

I've only been stung three times, once by a bee when I was about six and twice by a wasp.

They don't actually hurt that much and this has made my irrational fear diminish somewhat over the years.

The ones I hate are these bds:

What, in the name of the Gods of Thunder, is THAT?

That is hatred with wings.

I would set that f*cker on fire and do a jig as it burns to a crisp!!!

[Scousefella]

After the initial sting that caused my starting of the thread I had another Black and Yellow Mofo in the cab of the lorry today.

I heard the buzz/hum/bringer of doom behind me, had a mini panic attack and pulled over.

I have a can of industrial air freshener in the cab (sewage tanker - needs must ) and Mr Waspy MOFO soon got a blast of that stuff, his wings were soaked and unable to beat, he dropped onto the dash and made a pitiful noise that should have been a fierce buzzing sound. I applied the coup de grace with a biro, a direct penetration of the head. It was then discarded out of the window with a very nonchalant "Ha Ha" and a satisfied scouse mother trucker got back on the move again.

1 down, about 3 billion to go.

[Scousefella]

leigh1050 said:

I can't believe the amount of big girls on this forum.
Unless you suffer from an allergic reaction to a wasp sting it's only going to hurt for a short while.
And yes I have been stung by wasps, six times in one sitting when I was a youth. But I don't get in a state and run round screaming my head off every time I see one

You da man dude, blimey, I bet you can eat a Pineapple without taking the exterior skin off.

Porcupine kidney a delicacy? I bet you can just munch through the spines and tuck in.

1050 - I think we all know that the sting is a PITA but in the grand scheme of things we are man enough to take one for the team - the bhing and bleating is all part of the fun.

Yes, some people are seriously at risk and for those a wasp sting can be a bad day at the office.

Thanks for posting your masculine and wasp accepting views, I can only assume that you hail from Sparta and will accept any challenge!!

Anyway, all wasps are chunts and that is a fact.