When i am King/Demigod/lord of all

[citizensm1th]

1. OAP's who food shop at the weekends first offence to be placed in the stocks until they mend their ways second offence shot.

2. Parents who take their children shopping in supermarkets hung drawn and quartered.

3. lawyers to have a finger removed for every proven case of ineptitude and or ambulance chasing

4. Unsolicited cold call marketing phone calls outlawed on pain of the ducking stool.