Things a middle aged man shouldn't own

[Halmyre]

Fluorescent trainers
Trainers
Baseball cap
Games console
Lego
Lycra
Hair Styling Products

(dons asbestos suit)

[Halmyre]

Pints said:

Halmyre said:

Lego

[Halmyre]

Tom_C76 said:

How can those of us exempt from the ravages of male pattern baldness drive our mid life crisis sports cars without a baseball cap to keep hair from eyes?

Haircut?

[Halmyre]

griffin dai said:

What's considered Middle Aged these days? I'm 38 so am I close?

Just a couple things ticked off that list but have asked for a Fleshlight from Father Christmas this year. (Google it but nsfw!!)

In strapping that on over Xmas and just sit here screaming all day with a bond film on in the background.

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much information...

[Halmyre]

drivetrain said:

This...

Colin Crompton was only in his forties there. Died of lung cancer aged 54.

"Tonight's raffle prize is a diving suit. Sorry, that should say divan suite."