Weird dream and Questions about money laundering.
Discussion
So I've just woken up having had a really vivid dream.
I am was staying in a small hotel in a ittle coastal town in America like the one in jaws.
I go upstairs and I find a beautiful woman messing around with a cash machine. She's attaching some kind of rachet to the bit the card goes in. Then she tightens it and the bit the card goes in comes out nice and cleanly. Oddly then she is able to withdraw money without needing a card or PIN number.
She then gives me a wad of nice new notes and asks me to help get more out. You can only input 5 digits so I stupidly put in 10,000 USD then I realise I can put in. 99,999 USD so we sit there filling our pockets with these 99,999 wads of new dollars.
Then the manager of the hotel appears, a nice old man and we start giving him some money. Eventually other guests turn up and they all seem great so we just show them how to get cash out and then I keep lookout.
Eventually people seem to have had enough and they feel a bit guilty, so they bugger off. I then go back and get some more money out and empty the machine.
Somehow, me and the hot thief woman are now possibly a couple and we're planning what to do next as loads of people have heard about the hotel guests suddenly having loads of cash and I notice it's all new and must be easily traceable. We decide to tell people we've won the lottery but are vague about how much and which lottery. Then it seems me and the hot woman are married with children (she might have been my wife all along, I'm not sure) and we're planning how to spend the money without getting caught.
I then wake up to a delivery and its Mother's Day and my daughter comes in asking if we should give mum her flowers.
Should I tell my wife about this dream?
What would you tell people if you suddenly got hold off around a million dollars in easily traceable cash and how is best to launder the money?
I am was staying in a small hotel in a ittle coastal town in America like the one in jaws.
I go upstairs and I find a beautiful woman messing around with a cash machine. She's attaching some kind of rachet to the bit the card goes in. Then she tightens it and the bit the card goes in comes out nice and cleanly. Oddly then she is able to withdraw money without needing a card or PIN number.
She then gives me a wad of nice new notes and asks me to help get more out. You can only input 5 digits so I stupidly put in 10,000 USD then I realise I can put in. 99,999 USD so we sit there filling our pockets with these 99,999 wads of new dollars.
Then the manager of the hotel appears, a nice old man and we start giving him some money. Eventually other guests turn up and they all seem great so we just show them how to get cash out and then I keep lookout.
Eventually people seem to have had enough and they feel a bit guilty, so they bugger off. I then go back and get some more money out and empty the machine.
Somehow, me and the hot thief woman are now possibly a couple and we're planning what to do next as loads of people have heard about the hotel guests suddenly having loads of cash and I notice it's all new and must be easily traceable. We decide to tell people we've won the lottery but are vague about how much and which lottery. Then it seems me and the hot woman are married with children (she might have been my wife all along, I'm not sure) and we're planning how to spend the money without getting caught.
I then wake up to a delivery and its Mother's Day and my daughter comes in asking if we should give mum her flowers.
Should I tell my wife about this dream?
What would you tell people if you suddenly got hold off around a million dollars in easily traceable cash and how is best to launder the money?
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