Jail sentences of approx 2 years!?

[Andehh]

It's our second anniversary in a couple of weeks and im gunna get her a cushion (maybe a pair?) of all the other ways I could have spent the last 2 years of my life.

Therefore, does anyone know of jail sentences that last approx 2 years?

[Andehh]

Just to update, below is what I created.

So as a joke, instead of 2 years married to her, I could have spent 2 years in jail! In return she got me rude socks & a T shirt of how she owns my sorry ass. Alls fair in love & war!

Front:
https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/72120595/20160...

and

Back:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/phx1ayqptzqmppw/20160726...

Edited by Andehh on Friday 29th July 11:40