"Strippagrams", still a thing ?
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Some crap my wife is watching about weddings, a stag night going on where a lad is visited by a WPC who was rather under dressed, had totally forgotten about them, thought they had died out in about 1997 !
Anyone seen one recently, any good tales ?
Remember them back in the late eighties and nineties, my mate having "Nurse Lickit" sit on his face, wearing a nurses uniform, sans underwear in a busy pub, the nurse was rather large (understatement) and apparently had obviously had a very busy day.....
Best one I remember was we got one for a lad at my first job, it was his 21st and we ordered a Policewoman, who was quite an actress and turned up looking highly authentic, we had just had a burglary of 800 or so skateboards and a similar number of pairs of rollerboots, the wall was broken through and the resisdents of Wythenshawe distributed them amongst the local kids, I digress but the boss asked the lad in question to deal with the Police when they arrived and to give a statement.
Anyway, she arrives and he is totally fooled, shows her the patched up hole where they got in and where the freight had been, and she then proceeded to arrest his as she had information it was an inside job, he crapped himself and didnt know what to do, she then started undressing, I have never seen such confusion on a persons face, then she wished him a happy birthday stood in a thong and stuck his head between her tits, he came in a few minutes later with a big daft grin and what was obviously a splendid erection.
Anyone seen one recently, any good tales ?
Remember them back in the late eighties and nineties, my mate having "Nurse Lickit" sit on his face, wearing a nurses uniform, sans underwear in a busy pub, the nurse was rather large (understatement) and apparently had obviously had a very busy day.....
Best one I remember was we got one for a lad at my first job, it was his 21st and we ordered a Policewoman, who was quite an actress and turned up looking highly authentic, we had just had a burglary of 800 or so skateboards and a similar number of pairs of rollerboots, the wall was broken through and the resisdents of Wythenshawe distributed them amongst the local kids, I digress but the boss asked the lad in question to deal with the Police when they arrived and to give a statement.
Anyway, she arrives and he is totally fooled, shows her the patched up hole where they got in and where the freight had been, and she then proceeded to arrest his as she had information it was an inside job, he crapped himself and didnt know what to do, she then started undressing, I have never seen such confusion on a persons face, then she wished him a happy birthday stood in a thong and stuck his head between her tits, he came in a few minutes later with a big daft grin and what was obviously a splendid erection.
Edited by J4CKO on Tuesday 25th October 21:55
I got dragged on stage at a Gentlemans evening once, b
k naked in front of about 50 or more blokes, a stocking tied round the back of my neck and my bks, she was actually going to let me do my thing but utter terror and 8 or more pints of Stella kind of ruined it a bit, went home absolutely reeking of Baby Oil, had old blokes winking and nodding at me in the street for ages afterwards.
It nearly happened again at a rugby club do but was with the missus by then so I politely declined, what can I say, I was a catch for prepaid prostitutes !
The black girl smoking a fag in her fanny is an image that will stay with me forever.
k naked in front of about 50 or more blokes, a stocking tied round the back of my neck and my bks, she was actually going to let me do my thing but utter terror and 8 or more pints of Stella kind of ruined it a bit, went home absolutely reeking of Baby Oil, had old blokes winking and nodding at me in the street for ages afterwards.It nearly happened again at a rugby club do but was with the missus by then so I politely declined, what can I say, I was a catch for prepaid prostitutes !
The black girl smoking a fag in her fanny is an image that will stay with me forever.
Not me but remember reading on Scoobynet about a lad on his Stag Do in a lap Dancing place, he had a dance off a girl, she a was a bit rough apparently, he emerged after the dance saying "God her arse absolutely stank, I am gagging here", so his mates had a whip round and gave the girl like 50 quid and said to give him an extra long, extra special dance, plenty of arse in the face action, thats his "thing", two songs at least
Apparently, he was not amused....
Apparently, he was not amused....
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