Who's got a funny Pub Quiz name for me?

[Aquarius909]

Help! My office is going to the local Pub Quiz tonight for the first time and struggling for a funny name - there will be a prize!

At the moment the best we have is Quizlamic State which is a bit old and been done before so can anyone suggest a better alternative??

[Aquarius909]

Thank you all for the replies.

Shout out to my favourites of "Quizteam Aguilera" and "I wish this microphone was a penis" which were my favourites from this lot. As it happens we were blindsided on the night by a Christmas themed quiz requiring a Christmassy name so we came up with "3 wise men 'virgin' on the ridiculous" and won the prize!!

Re those asking how a Pub quiz happens with smart phones, this pub is in the middle of the countryside with no mobile signal around so no advantage to anyone there. We came 5th but had a good laugh.

Thank you all for your help here.