High-class escorts.

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Eating out at a local restaurant with Mrs 13M last night, our attention was drawn to an interesting couple at the next table.

He was north of 70 and looked like he'd dressed in the dark. She was stunningly attractive, well-dressed and mid 40s. Both were Brits as far as we could make out.

He was all over her; she appeared to be there in a professional capacity.

Whenever I have seen a "high class escort" in the newspapers she has not appeared that high class. However the woman last night, at least appearance-wise, was spot on.

I am curious as to where and how the chap last night met his companion. How do these women ply their trade?

I must stress that my interest is naive curiosity only, I am not looking for professional companion - Mrs 13M is expensive enough to live with and I suspect moreso to divorce.

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PurpleMoonlight said:

adultwork

I've just had a look at that for our local city. The women are pretty much what I'd expect escorts to be. The one last night was in a whole different league.

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Freds said:

Ultraviolet said:

13m said:

I've just had a look at that for our local city. The women are pretty much what I'd expect escorts to be. The one last night was in a whole different league.

Maybe on here?

www.pasha.co.uk

There are some plastic bangers among those buggers, you wouldn't want to get too close to a roaring coal fire for fear of them melting.

Indeed. What an uninteresting collection of women.

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xjay1337 said:

13m said:

Indeed. What an uninteresting collection of women.

That's not what I thought!

Compared to some they looked half decent and most are probably normal women who have day jobs who do this to earn money.

I guess it's all personal, if I was single and desperately wanted a decent shag, and for some reason PornHub wasn't working, then I wouldn't hesitate!

They all have big tits and photoshop. Personlly I like slim, toned girls with natural breasts. I am probably too picky to hire an escort.

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CharlesdeGaulle said:

NinjaPower said:

They were the sort of girls that were happy to drink your bottles of champagne and vodka all night, and get a lift home in one of our Porsches or Lambos ...

How many did you come across that were happy to this and not put out at the end of the night?

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vonuber said:

13m said:

How many did you come across that were happy to this and not put out at the end of the night?

Why should there be that expectation? Unless you actually agree services and payment up front (as you would with a prossie) why should you expect anything?

Saying "well I bought you dinner and a drink now you owe me sex" is a bit.. off.

I am not saying there should be, but the chap I was quoting suggested that was the deal.

Personally I have always avoided women who appeared to want me to treat them to a night out in return for something that may or may not happen. If it did I'd have felt like I'd paid for it, if it didn't I'd have felt conned.

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p4cks said:

They're advertising in North Tyneside too

I saw some of those on Adultwork when someone referred to it. I nearly needed eye bleach.

I am quite pleased that I don't require the services of an escort. But the one I saw last week, which inspired my OP, was far more attractive than the ones linked in this thread. She was about size 8, very slender, normal sized breasts, no big pouting lips, or fake tan, tats, 6" heels. She looked vaguely like a slightly older Kate Middleton.

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hora said:

kowalski655 said:

Ari said:

Precisely. I'd guess a professional is, if anything, likely to be more careful than some woman who will drop her knickers for a couple of Bacardi Breezers and a bag of chips (or whatever it is that passes for 'the thrill of the chase, what what?' amongst our legendary Pistonheads Swordsmen)

Going for the posh types there I see

Ever been on a night out in Tunbridge Wells?

Yes, last week. Disappointing really, in terms of totty.

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El stovey said:

The term high class doesn't mean they are upmarket, it's a term to differentiate them from escorts who you just shag, high class escorts apparently provide a larger variety of services and experiences.

Ironing?

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antspants said:

My wife is working away for a couple of weeks and has taken the ipad with her. I got a text this morning saying she'd been looking through the history trying to find her flight info, and why had I looked at 8 pages of high class escorts

Now, the legendary stupid response should have been "you were going away, I knew I'd be bored". However, I'm not that cruel and actually quite like being married, so explained it was just a PH thread.

Fortunately my wife is level headed and reasonable so all is well with the world.

You do know she'll be checking up on you now though, don't you?