People that stink
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Why oh why do certain people inflict their horrible rancid smell on others?
I have known someone for years, a ducker and a diver and as he has got older he has steadily let himself go more and more. He is still doing the same st he was doing 20 years ago.
Anyway he called at my house last night to see if I would fix something for him and an hour after he left my office was still stinking like a tramps pocket. The first thing I did was open the window wide and clean the chair he was sat on with bleach and even considered a new carpet. Everything stunk in there.
If someone want to destroy their lives in whatever way they chose fit then thats great but why do they have to inflict their issues on other people, next time the door is going unanswered if I'm not expecting anyone, dirty bds.
I have known someone for years, a ducker and a diver and as he has got older he has steadily let himself go more and more. He is still doing the same st he was doing 20 years ago.
Anyway he called at my house last night to see if I would fix something for him and an hour after he left my office was still stinking like a tramps pocket. The first thing I did was open the window wide and clean the chair he was sat on with bleach and even considered a new carpet. Everything stunk in there.
If someone want to destroy their lives in whatever way they chose fit then thats great but why do they have to inflict their issues on other people, next time the door is going unanswered if I'm not expecting anyone, dirty bds.
Totally agree, it's awful
Had a new set of tyres fitted last week at National via TyreShopper and booked the car in and went for a wander (see unnecessary purchases thread for details) ... came back 2hrs later and they were rolling my car off the ramps and putting it out of Lift mode and then handed me the keys ... the fitter must have only been in my car under 5mins and the smell was awful, stale, old, dirt and sweat.
It was lightly raining but drove home with all windows down and both sunroofs fully open and called into a shell garage for some new magic trees which it took 4 fully opened overnight with the 2 sunroofs left open on tilt to get rid of ... his clothes could have probably stood up and walked off!!
GROSS!!
Had a new set of tyres fitted last week at National via TyreShopper and booked the car in and went for a wander (see unnecessary purchases thread for details) ... came back 2hrs later and they were rolling my car off the ramps and putting it out of Lift mode and then handed me the keys ... the fitter must have only been in my car under 5mins and the smell was awful, stale, old, dirt and sweat.
It was lightly raining but drove home with all windows down and both sunroofs fully open and called into a shell garage for some new magic trees which it took 4 fully opened overnight with the 2 sunroofs left open on tilt to get rid of ... his clothes could have probably stood up and walked off!!
GROSS!!
I used to worked with a chap who was the same, a stranger to soap and water, we dragged him, mob handed, into the showers that the building site had in the toilet block, stripped him and hosed him down, I had never known of him to take a shower up until that point and we used to work away during the week (electricians) so the old routine of meeting in the bar half an hour after getting back to the hotel, giving us time to wash up, was the norm, but not for him - straight to the bar. I don't believe for one minute that he showered during the working week at all and he used to wear the same crap Primark jumper day in day out, I can see it now, a tatty blue thing, the dirty old bd.
Awful.
David Honeywell, I believe he's dead now, probably the bevvy that did that to him, he loved a swill, we used to send the apprentices working away with him, one of them what a cheeky git to the lass in the office booked a twin room as punishment because his stench and snoring were so legendary
A brilliant sparky though, he really knew his stuff!
Awful.
David Honeywell, I believe he's dead now, probably the bevvy that did that to him, he loved a swill, we used to send the apprentices working away with him, one of them what a cheeky git to the lass in the office booked a twin room as punishment because his stench and snoring were so legendary
A brilliant sparky though, he really knew his stuff!
Edited by FN2TypeR on Tuesday 10th January 17:46
Cleaner when I worked at the Police, late fifties oldest swinger in town type, nice enough chap, but utterly stank of fags, sweat, meat pies and unwashed anus, he used to tell me about all the "fanny" he got in his many trips to Benidorm, they must be of sterner stuff Benidorm ladies, my boss forbade him from cleanign her office as we all knew he had one cloth that covered everything, bogs, kitchen, desks...
Guy I worked with, had some scabby skin complain and left it everywhere, used to sit there picking and flicking it and eating it if he thought you were watching, it seemed to be his hobby, horrific breath as smoke, drank coffee all day and never, ever cleaned his teeth, he didnt have any gaps between them they were so full of gunk, his wife (very ridy based on the photos) left him, jesus, not surprised sex with him must have been like a bush tucker trial.
Took a girl back to my parent house, getting busy downstairs and about to seal the deal when I realised her breath was the drain type smell I had smelt and put it down to the club we were in, pretended I could hear movement upstairs and took her home, shame as she was quite fit, should have just suggested a mint.
Guy I worked with, had some scabby skin complain and left it everywhere, used to sit there picking and flicking it and eating it if he thought you were watching, it seemed to be his hobby, horrific breath as smoke, drank coffee all day and never, ever cleaned his teeth, he didnt have any gaps between them they were so full of gunk, his wife (very ridy based on the photos) left him, jesus, not surprised sex with him must have been like a bush tucker trial.
Took a girl back to my parent house, getting busy downstairs and about to seal the deal when I realised her breath was the drain type smell I had smelt and put it down to the club we were in, pretended I could hear movement upstairs and took her home, shame as she was quite fit, should have just suggested a mint.
I have a brother-in-law with the worst breath imaginable, he's 60 and it's always been horrendous in the 30 years i've known him, it honestly smells like he's eaten st.
He's clean and tidy enough to look at, how the fk he's survived as bank manager I really don't know, you can smell him at thirty paces.
He's clean and tidy enough to look at, how the fk he's survived as bank manager I really don't know, you can smell him at thirty paces.
Baz Tench said:
I usually encounter them in supermarkets. You can spot them from way off. Usually overweight middle-aged couples in tracksuit bottoms and long greasy hair.
I can't resist getting closer for a crafty sniff to see if I'm right...
Is this you?I can't resist getting closer for a crafty sniff to see if I'm right...
https://youtu.be/VTXKkq_Bwhc
MDMA . said:
Baz Tench said:
I usually encounter them in supermarkets. You can spot them from way off. Usually overweight middle-aged couples in tracksuit bottoms and long greasy hair.
I can't resist getting closer for a crafty sniff to see if I'm right...
Is this you?I can't resist getting closer for a crafty sniff to see if I'm right...
https://youtu.be/VTXKkq_Bwhc
Had a coder who worked for me who smelt like he died at least 3 weeks previously.
I tried subtle, I tried blunt, nothing worked, so rather than lose a very talented coder and maths whizz, I converted a broom cupboard into a office and stuck him in there. He loved it in there and we didn't have to tolerate his stink.
I tried subtle, I tried blunt, nothing worked, so rather than lose a very talented coder and maths whizz, I converted a broom cupboard into a office and stuck him in there. He loved it in there and we didn't have to tolerate his stink.
Most people who smell to hel.
Don't realise they do !
One guy in work with us smells of sh.. all the time , problem is he is rather large with short arms .
When you look at him and think about the short arms , big rear end , he can't reach the bits needed with bog roll etc.
He needs a bidet or hose pipe
Yes he's been told about the smell but doesn't care , he blames his dogs for the smell on his clothes
Don't realise they do !
One guy in work with us smells of sh.. all the time , problem is he is rather large with short arms .
When you look at him and think about the short arms , big rear end , he can't reach the bits needed with bog roll etc.
He needs a bidet or hose pipe
Yes he's been told about the smell but doesn't care , he blames his dogs for the smell on his clothes
FN2TypeR said:
I used to worked with a chap who was the same, a stranger to soap and water,
Me tooI used to dread him coming to talk to me , one friday night I was in a pub miles from home when I saw him walk in with his girlfriend, 20 years younger than him and very attractive, I didn't duck quick enough and he came over
He absolutely stunk, it was obvious he'd just come from work, changed his shirt then gone out, when we gave them the slip one of the lads said he was going to fart to see if his girlfriend had any sense of smell at all
wack said:
FN2TypeR said:
I used to worked with a chap who was the same, a stranger to soap and water,
Me tooI used to dread him coming to talk to me , one friday night I was in a pub miles from home when I saw him walk in with his girlfriend, 20 years younger than him and very attractive, I didn't duck quick enough and he came over
He absolutely stunk, it was obvious he'd just come from work, changed his shirt then gone out, when we gave them the slip one of the lads said he was going to fart to see if his girlfriend had any sense of smell at all
Was she bought and paid for?
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