The thread for puns not jokes...

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Jonboy_t said:
Don't start with the puns again, please, for fks sake, don't start with them again.
You trying to run some sort of kangaroo court here?


Starting with zoo animal puns..... and GO!!!!
( no cheetahs please!)

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Yer 'avin a giraffe ain'tcher? I reckon yer lion.

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Bat I started it for ewe possum.

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Who gives a monkey's?

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PoleDriver said:

I can see this thread ending up in the same place as Noah's Bees... In the Ark Hives!

It's swarm for them in there, but he must have had more than his two bees worth.

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I thought this thread might stop them owling, but they keep parroting on.

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Bluesgirl said:

I can't fallow this thread at all.

Never mind deer.

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Bluesgirl said:

I can't fallow this thread at all.

Never mind deer.

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Hwy, stop musselling in, ewe!

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Vizsla said:

Ech, I'd nae thought of that.




I'll get my coati

Top punning there Vizsla! Although I'm wondering why you panda to us.

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L, 'e fancies e's self as a punner!

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Or even go ape?

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lucido grigio said:

Grivet a rest.

I don't believe it! Show us yer chlorocebus aethiops!

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Hugo a Gogo said:

I can't keep it up much langur

Well, you cayman that way. ->
On your way out, be sure to shut the alley gate or there'll be trouble.

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PoleDriver said:

Monkeylegend said:

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because she was afraid someone would Caesar!

To get to Rhode Island?

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DUMBO100 said:

I've just been accused of plagerism! Their words not mine

This is the pun thread. The joke thread is over there >>>

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Yep, much better than a cormorant.
Or having a funny tern.

Edited by glenrobbo on Sunday 19th February 11:42

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TBH, any wet bird will do....

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I do. Do you wanna lens a hand?

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Stop being so negative. Aperture got a sense of humour?