Truly revolting people

[ClaphamGT3]

Was walking the dog this morning on Tooting Bec Common - the Balham end, between Emmanuel Road and Bedford Hill for those who know it.

Dog disappears off into some bushes and goes ominously still/quiet. Because he has a bad habit of eating poo, I go in after him to check. What I find truly stuns me.

A well-groomed 40-something woman (good hair, nice watch, expensive jewellery) in her running kit, squatting down taking a dump. Dog eating said product whilst she squats there still straining.

Not a lot shocks me but I am officially Stunned of SW4.....

[ClaphamGT3]

williredale said:

Not sure this thread went the way the OP was expecting!

This being PH, it's EXACTLY what I was expecting!!

[ClaphamGT3]

I think it was something along the lines of "Oh for Gods sake, that's disgusting - could you really not have waited?!"

This was met by a look of somewhat humiliated defiance but no words

[ClaphamGT3]

I have a really, really horrible feeling that she is a Mum at our younger daughter's pre-prep school, just round the corner from there. She looked ever so slightly familiar

[ClaphamGT3]

Otispunkmeyer said:

More common than people think this. I know plenty of keen runners. Many of them end up needing to evacuate a log mid run. It's all the jiggling up and down. Thankfully they mostly run out in the sticks were no one is likely to see them curling one out in a bush.

Sorry, but that doesn't make it alright!