Armageddon!

[rolex]

Thank goodness our local council are on the ball. We're relocating to a cave in the High Peak next week.

[rolex]

valiant said:

The 'Nemesis star system' will pass close to Earth in a year or two??

Somehow, if a WHOLE other star system was to come near to Earth it would,

a) been noticed donkeys years ago.

b) caused noticeable effects years ago

c) we'd already be fked and probably dead/extinct already

d) Facebook/Twitter would have already gone into meltdown with inane posts

e) no Justgiving page has been set up.

f) Daily Mail not reporting house prices in the new star system.

g) council would do a bit more than stick a letter up on a lamppost.


Someone's messing aboot.

Edited by valiant on Sunday 26th February 14:46

I disagree with g) It was actually on a telegraph pole

Edited by rolex on Sunday 26th February 15:21

[rolex]

I emailed a copy of the poster to the local rag and they've made a meal out of it




http://www.derbytelegraph.co.uk/emergency-plans-dr...