New neighbour moved in my street who spits in my garden??

[robbocop33]

Now ok,i know there are a lot more important things in life,but this is really winding me up.Picture the situation,new neighbour moves in couple of doors away,and virtually 'every' time he passes my garden he spits in it,no,never onto the street,'always' in my garden and it's really winding me up.
You know before you even speak to someone you know you're just not going to take to them?,well there's that as well!He's in his early 30's and moved in with his girlfriend and their main purpose seems to be pumping out kids(seven and she's currently pregnant).
I know for a fact if i went out and comfronted him it would end up in a fight,he looks the thuggish type,walks around never talking or looking at anyone(you know the type)what would you do?
Thing that bothers me about this is my misses likes working in the garden and its the thought of her crawling around in this ignorant gits phlegm!

[robbocop33]

anonymous said:

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That's the way 'my' mind works,misses not so much,it just seems to be my garden?

[robbocop33]

steviegunn said:

Garden sprinkler and a remote switch, he spits in, the garden spits back.

I like that!The misses does put a lot of effort into the garden,its a corner house and the garden's quite large.Mostly private houses in the street,non council but a few of them being let out to anyone basically.
It is,well was a nice area,seems to be a popular misconception here that people in posh areas don't spit?
Do you all have the saliva sucked out your mouth with a little tube,saved into a colostomy type bag,then save it up for the little street urchin on the corner to give your brogues a bit of spit and polish(obviously your Gin soaked phlegm will be better than the urchins gruely phlegm on Italian leather!)
God,how the other have live! ;-),every area can have it's idiots,believe me!

Edited by robbocop33 on Sunday 26th March 18:38

[robbocop33]

ikarl said:

Garden fork or spade next to the front door, if you seeing him coming down the street walk outside as if to do some gardening, if he spits say something.

If he wants a fight after seeing you with said fork/spade.... move.

Good one!