Embarrassing relatives

[Leftie]

House hunting and made the mistake of taking the father in law with us.

We arrived at a nice bijou place occupied by an elderly couple.

Usual polite comments about the decor, size of bedrooms etc when FiL asks to use to the toilet and is shown the smallest room, presumably to dangle his maggot. Oh No, this was a rip roaring, stomach wrenching deposition of mammoth proportions that takes a concurrent courtesy flush and two full flushes along with liberal use of a toilet brush to see off.

Hoping the couple have been too engaged to notice the goings on, I make comment on the garden in the hope that they will lead us away rom the hallway where FiL has just given birth to a rotter. Just as the trick was paying off her emerges wafting his hand around his nose and shouting " I should give that ten minutes if I was you".


Priceless.

[Leftie]

Mrs Fish said:

Brilliant Leftie, funny to read but I bet you nearly died of embarrasment

He has previous, like going to Carcraft in his spare time just to tell the saleman how over priced their cars are.