Things you have done when Drunk ......
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Cooky said:
She was not happy, as we passed the doors of the Hotels other occupants the commotion and Mrs C's (totally unfounded) swearing and gesticulating at my incumbance had alerted the other guests....my cries of Help!... I don't know her... she's trying to Rape me... and... Bring out yer dead! didn't appease the situation.
FWDRacer said:
Was a communal house and and the landlord, pinned up a notice on the house notice board the next morning. "Will the dirty b*stard that shat in the swing bin kindly try using the lavatory next time."
Got totaly hamered in Jyvaskyla in Finland after watching the special stage at the rally.
At the end of the night after saying my goodbyes to my new found Finish friends I jumped into a taxi and said 'to the campsite on the lake please' only to be dropped off at some random campsite I had never seen!
I took me hours to walk back into town and try and retrace my steps to where I was staying as I had no idea of the name of the site!
Thought I was going to lost in the forests at one stage!
Oh happy days!
At the end of the night after saying my goodbyes to my new found Finish friends I jumped into a taxi and said 'to the campsite on the lake please' only to be dropped off at some random campsite I had never seen!
I took me hours to walk back into town and try and retrace my steps to where I was staying as I had no idea of the name of the site!
Thought I was going to lost in the forests at one stage!
Oh happy days!
Harry Flashman said:
AndyAudi said:
Getting a lift home, in the back of a pick up truck, from a barn dance with one of the organisers. They were towing a trailer which contained the left over drink.
At about 50/60mph, in the dark, I crossed from the pick up along the draw bar into the trailer to get a bottle of whisky, then came back with it to share with my companions in the back of the truck.
Couldn't believe the next day I'd done something so dangerous.
Andy
Jesus!!At about 50/60mph, in the dark, I crossed from the pick up along the draw bar into the trailer to get a bottle of whisky, then came back with it to share with my companions in the back of the truck.
Couldn't believe the next day I'd done something so dangerous.
Andy
Been in a drink driving crash (I wasn't driving)
Pissed on the carpet in my ex's bed room
Played real life frogger on my driveway (its a long drive way and was covered in frogs due to being breeding time)
Shagged my ex.... more than once
Stripped down to my boxers (was going further but the bouncer tackled me) in a club on my bday because the my mates told the dj to tell me to over the sound system.
I'm sure I have some better stories but I cant remember them off the top of my head.
Pissed on the carpet in my ex's bed room
Played real life frogger on my driveway (its a long drive way and was covered in frogs due to being breeding time)
Shagged my ex.... more than once
Stripped down to my boxers (was going further but the bouncer tackled me) in a club on my bday because the my mates told the dj to tell me to over the sound system.
I'm sure I have some better stories but I cant remember them off the top of my head.
I've remembered a few more:
Tried to get the lates 30s milf secutary into bed at a work party when I was 18 doing work experiance at my dad's company.... she turned me down
Went to a uni event which made national newspapers for all the wrong reasons
Broke into my school (without damaging anything) when I was 15 after a night out in town for a place to sleep with my friends.
Tried to get the lates 30s milf secutary into bed at a work party when I was 18 doing work experiance at my dad's company.... she turned me down
Went to a uni event which made national newspapers for all the wrong reasons
Broke into my school (without damaging anything) when I was 15 after a night out in town for a place to sleep with my friends.
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