Shaving the old boy

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Shaving the pubic region. I have no shame, it's something I've been doing a while, and it's now being discussed by my work colleagues, and the cleaners (who all know). As one of the guys from footy has let slip (although there are a few who do the same there).

Now out of 12 people currently in my office, 'apparently' I am the only one with a penis that looks like it's fresh from shrinkwrap, and I just can't believe I'm the only one.

Serious enquiry people, who's going to change their profile name and own up to shaving????

This applies to male and female, as my wife does the same (she'd kill me if she found me letting this out)

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Plotloss said:

Mental note to self.

Congratulate Mrs TheWave on shaven haven.

Mental note to self.

Never take MrsWave to any PH events

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Pros of shaving

1. No pubes in teeth
2. Towel drying is quicker
3. Looks bigger
4. No entangled wigglers to remove after a weak ejaculation whilst laying down
5. Easier to get your c**k ring off without pulling on hairs

Any others?

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Schnell said:

308mate said:

although the use of clippers can present its own unique challenges, like when you catch your sack in the blades and it opens up a good inch of you before you can pull it away.....

Do NOT go there. I still have nightmares about that.

I've 'nicked' mine before, I've used a very sharp razor ever since.

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pistonbroke PHd said:

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Pros of shaving

1. No pubes in your missus' teeth
2. Towel drying is quicker
3. Mine looks bigger
4. No entangled wigglers to remove after a weak ejaculation whilst laying down because she's jumped off early

OK but what if you're a bloke?

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Nick P said:

to be honest, i couldnt face doing it again ......

I shaved down below when i had my snip a few years ago, but it ended up looking like a scene from "Band of Brothers"

What? You'd been shot in the head?

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ciderminx said:

In my experience, its guys with little weeners that feel the need to shave.

Yes, sorry, I forgot to mention that I have a small penis.

I'm not very hairy anywhere else to be fair, and it's not like i'm struggling on ideas for where to stop

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Kermit power said:

Rod Rammage said:

Kermit power said:

Silverbullet767 said:

Rod Rammage said:

This

is

totally

gay

Coming from a guy who's name is "Rod rammage"

Just because it may seem like a mild case of pot and kettle, it doesn't make him wrong!

Kermit is the only other chap here who is not completely insane. The rest of you probably rub yourselves against other people in crowded situations.

I think you'll find that for the first time in his life, NickP is also in the small minority of sane people on a thread!

I think you three are just to scared to try it, then again I don't expect the older generation to understand why we do it anyway

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Silverbullet767 said:

Yeah, why dont you die already.....whatever!!

I'm deeply offended now.

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75_Steve said:

Schnell said:

But ultimately true. Besides having a hairy plonker is frankly gross.

If that bit of your tackle is hairy, I'd suggest you go and see a doctor.

Or definately shave!

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blindswelledrat said:

Out of interest why does a bloke want to make thier genitals resemble that of an eight year old boy?

Nothing to do with looks, but it certainly becomes more useable when shaven, and the good points are covered earlier in the thread.

Give me some reasons as to why a clump of wiry hair is a good thing........

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Okay so there's some scientific basis, in that it regulates temperature of the testicles, but also.

Were we not all covered in hair many millions of years ago and walking around naked?

Is the pubic hair billboard still necessary now that we actually wear pants (most of the time - but that's another thread)

I don't think women have any problems finding men who can reproduce, they don't pull down mens' kegs at a club, have a butchers to see if they're housing Thetford Forrest and say you'll do.

Come on chaps, get with the times...bunch of friggin neanderthals

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Gylen said:

Shaving your nads is gay and that is a scientifically proven fact.

And arguing that 'women like it and you get more' is an equally homo argument. Women like men (mostly). Not queer, asexual, hairless, androgenous, Kate Moss lookalike, CK-advert, jeans around your arse, skateboarding toting, Pete Doherty worshipping shoe-gazing pansies.

Have a bit of pride about the way you're supposed to look. This is Pistonheads, not ShavencockHeads.

Now you're just being plain silly. I shave my nads, and I am cleary not gay, I know this because I have a wife and two children. I've not had sexual intercourse with a male, when I masturbate it's to female (read: Lesbian) orientated material, and fail miserably to get an erection when showering after a game of football.

So much for your scientifically proven fact

I'm now off to beat one over Jenna .....

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Cooky said:

Haze, Jameson or both?

Jameson......... and Chloe Jones

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blindswelledrat said:

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Gylen said:

Shaving your nads is gay and that is a scientifically proven fact.

And arguing that 'women like it and you get more' is an equally homo argument. Women like men (mostly). Not queer, asexual, hairless, androgenous, Kate Moss lookalike, CK-advert, jeans around your arse, skateboarding toting, Pete Doherty worshipping shoe-gazing pansies.

Have a bit of pride about the way you're supposed to look. This is Pistonheads, not ShavencockHeads.

Nothing whatsoever, i've no idea what you're all on about

It's scientifically proven that you are so angry at that comment that you must be bisexual.
Just because you haven't had sex with a man doesn't make you straight.
All the stiffness you get while you're listening to Elton John alone in the car, in the garage whilst shaving yourself id more of an indicator than perhaps you realise

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Ever wish you not started something, or at least posted anonymously, and didn't....

...then you only go and find out you're gay and didn't realise it?



Actually Steve across the corridor does look hot in those superman pants it's such a shame he's ginger.

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Gylen said:

blindswelledrat said:

thewave said:

blindswelledrat said:

thewave said:

Gylen said:

Shaving your nads is gay and that is a scientifically proven fact.

And arguing that 'women like it and you get more' is an equally homo argument. Women like men (mostly). Not queer, asexual, hairless, androgenous, Kate Moss lookalike, CK-advert, jeans around your arse, skateboarding toting, Pete Doherty worshipping shoe-gazing pansies.

Have a bit of pride about the way you're supposed to look. This is Pistonheads, not ShavencockHeads.

Nothing whatsoever, i've no idea what you're all on about

It's scientifically proven that you are so angry at that comment that you must be bisexual.
Just because you haven't had sex with a man doesn't make you straight.
All the stiffness you get while you're listening to Elton John alone in the car, in the garage whilst shaving yourself id more of an indicator than perhaps you realise

Clever. It took me about an hour to realise what you did there.
All credit to you for trying to 'cure' yourself.

The road to recovery is long but you're on your way.

The final chapter is in spending the next 3 months growing it back

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Surprised this thread has gone on so far, but anyway.....

Those of you 'real' men with au naturel hair are really stuggling to get to grips with this aren't you. I'm actually betting that the majority of you went home last night, got the bic out and went for a Duncan Goodhew down below - not that any of you would admit it.

Stubble for me is not an issue, it had been once or twice, but a new razor with proper shaving products and oils afterwards soon sorted that out. Fact is, skin on skin feels much nicer than velcro-ing yourself to your partner IMO. Those of you who haven't found your other half's clitoris, may wish to ask her to shave too, to at least give you a sporting chance of finding it (getting bitchy aren't I )

Come on, own up, who bicced up last night?

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blindswelledrat said:

I fondly stroked my thatch

You are disturbing me.


Me and the missus got the baby oil out to moisturise - wouldn't fancy being a woman having to buff your hairy lance up

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_Batty_ said:

so to raise the level slightly.
who waxes their eyebrows?

bound to be at least one gayer in this bunch of bum boys

I don't do anything apart from my pubic region

However, I reckon you hairy boys have joining eyebrows and nipples so hairy it looks like you've got a coral reef glued to your chest. Okay, so you don't shave your manhood, but i'd put money on some of you plucking the hair out of your ears/nose/eyebrows????

Next you'll be saying that men with pot bellies are real men