Celebrity Urban Legends

Celebrity Urban Legends

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Muncher

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Wednesday 28th May 2008
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Over the weekend a mate who works in media circles was telling us about a few celebrity stories that are widely known but have never been published due to libel reasons amonst others.

Without giving away the person in question, what stories/random facts do you believe are common knowledge but have been kept out of the media?

- Female TV presenter who was set up on Noel's House Party for a "gotcha" but never actually made the show at all because the hidden camera in her dressing room caught her furiously masturbating.

- Daytime TV presenter who shat herself live on air and had to be wiped up like a baby during a commercial break to continue.

- Pint sized A lister who is gay yet married with a kid which isn't his.

- Ex James Bond actor who is apparently hung like a donkey... hurl

Muncher

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Wednesday 28th May 2008
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parapaul said:
Muncher said:
- Female TV presenter who was set up on Noel's House Party for a "gotcha" but never actually made the show at all because the hidden camera in her dressing room caught her furiously masturbating.

- Daytime TV presenter who shat herself live on air and had to be wiped up like a baby during a commercial break to continue.
C'mon, a clue... please?...
- Wide mouth

- Is an alcoholic

Muncher

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Wednesday 28th May 2008
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A clue for each, for both I'd want to see the vid!

Muncher

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Thudd said:
Is the wide mouthed girl a weather presenter by any chance?
No, but former game show dolly bird.

Muncher

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Bill Carr said:
Muncher said:
Thudd said:
Is the wide mouthed girl a weather presenter by any chance?
No, but former game show dolly bird.
Carole Smillie?
Knuckles deep allegedly.

Muncher

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One more on a footballing theme and this has been touched upon by the media without naming him.

Footballer leaves one London club and joins another because the manager took the piss out of the size of his cock in the shower. He then misses the first 6 weeks at his new club after recovering from a penis enlargement operation with the cover of having a "groin injury".

Muncher

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Wednesday 28th May 2008
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Cheeky Jim said:
A few years back (about 10 or 15 in fact), a friends brother who is a Copper in the Met was part of a team who raided one of the grubby Soho Cinema's. At the time of the raid, there was a gay porn movie and about 20 blokes in the seats, all in a various state of arousal with kecks round ankles, furiously bashing away...

Anyway, one of the chaps whose name was taken down was a well known TV Football Commentator...
Surely not Motty?

Muncher

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Tuesday 25th November 2008
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One of them is wrong.