Funny things to write in a leaving card

[Lefty Guns]

Colleague is leaving. The card's already got some of the usuals like:

"Leaving? Didn't know you'd started."
"Off to Pastures new? There's st in every field..."
"I've worked with many people and I can honestly say you were one of them."
"Keep your mouth shut and you'll be OK"

etc etc

Any good suggestions? Funnier/filthier the better...



EDITED FOR TYPOS

Edited by Lefty Guns on Tuesday 5th May 10:36