The Jacko Joke thread

The Jacko Joke thread

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Shadytree

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Friday 26th June 2009
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Yes sorry to hear the news, but my in box is already full with 'memorials'

Q. What's the difference between Alex Ferguson and Jacko.

A. Alex Ferguson will still be playing Giggs in August

Shadytree

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8,291 posts

250 months

Friday 26th June 2009
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McDonalds have announced the MJ memorial burger.

50 year old meat in 12 year old buns

Shadytree

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Friday 26th June 2009
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rossc said:
I don't give a monkeys about Michael Jackson....

paperbag
tumbleweed

wink

Shadytree

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Friday 26th June 2009
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Police have confirmed they found Class A drugs in the kitchen, Class B drugs in the lounge, and Class 3C in the bedroom.


(an oldie)

Shadytree

Original Poster:

8,291 posts

250 months

Friday 26th June 2009
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Gary Glitter is back at No.1 !

Shadytree

Original Poster:

8,291 posts

250 months

Friday 26th June 2009
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Madonna has already spoken to the Jackson family and asked if she can adopt the monkey.

paperbag

Shadytree

Original Poster:

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250 months

Friday 26th June 2009
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Just found these on eBay...




Edited by Shadytree on Friday 26th June 11:11

Shadytree

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8,291 posts

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Friday 26th June 2009
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http://news.sky.com/skynews/

Police are looking for Michael Jackson's doctor after the star's family claimed he died of a drug overdose, reports say.

Just waiting for the punchline...