Yesterday, 'oi 'arve been mostly -- spat at
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So, there I am, sitting in the long queue at the traffic lights that show red 90% of the time, when a young lady in the Clio in front opens her door and places a Greggs sandwich and box on the road, then closes the door and moves up to the next red light.
Being a helpful type, I stop next to the sandwich, open my door, pick it up, stop behind the Clio (check - three attractive and elegant black young ladies in the car, no big yoofs), then walk up to it and quickly pop it through her window with a cheery You dropped this, glad to help reunite you with it..
Then what happens...? Ungrateful little gits, all hell breaks loose.
In a flash, there are three young ladies in the road.
One hurls the sandwich all over my bonnet and windscreen, while Miss Superlungs inhales, leans back and gobs all over my windscreen from 10 yards away...
Superb accuracy, range and style...this girl can spit for England.
Was going to offer my services as manager but, alas, the lights changed and they drove off.
What a delightful young generation we have today, full of fun....
Being a helpful type, I stop next to the sandwich, open my door, pick it up, stop behind the Clio (check - three attractive and elegant black young ladies in the car, no big yoofs), then walk up to it and quickly pop it through her window with a cheery You dropped this, glad to help reunite you with it..
Then what happens...? Ungrateful little gits, all hell breaks loose.
In a flash, there are three young ladies in the road.
One hurls the sandwich all over my bonnet and windscreen, while Miss Superlungs inhales, leans back and gobs all over my windscreen from 10 yards away...
Superb accuracy, range and style...this girl can spit for England.
Was going to offer my services as manager but, alas, the lights changed and they drove off.
What a delightful young generation we have today, full of fun....
Jasandjules said:
If I am not mistaken isn't spitting now counted as assualt? Did you get the license plate?
Got the number...We have three counts of litter...sandwich twice, then a departing fag, the spitting thing and I was really, really, really, no, I mean really distressed , so a S5 Public Order Act fixed penalty is in order...
Watch this space...
Waiter said:
jamoor said:
changingman said:
This is what you need
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earlier I said:
Can we drop the racist jibes, chaps?
If the thread gets locked, I won't be able to relate the final outcome
If the thread gets locked, I won't be able to relate the final outcome
littlegreenfairy said:
muckymotor said:
mat13 said:
littlegreenfairy said:
TVR Moneypit said:
mat13 said:
mybrainhurts said:
TVR Moneypit said:
Straight out of Pitsmoor. What did you expect?
Dead right....Was going to follow them, but they were heading towards Pitsmoor, so I withdrew...
a close second would be eastwood
Please feel free to include Parsons Cross, Southey Green, Lundwood, Hathersley North & South, Mannor, Jordonthorpe, Batemoor, Lowedges, Norfolk Park, Clifton, Tinsley, Darnhall, Orgreave and Shiregreen. I'm sure there are a few others that I have missed.
Thats quite a long list of dumps I have on my doorstep. Sheffield and to a larger extent the whole of South Yorkshire is pretty much a city of two clearly divided halves. The half that has, and the half that has not, with a very clear divide in terms of wealth, employment, education, crime and life expectancy between the two.
Edited by TVR Moneypit on Saturday 1st August 15:42
ETA Darnall Mosborough, Broomhall, London Road (Lansdown Estate), Parson's Cross....
Edited by littlegreenfairy on Saturday 1st August 17:27
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