Jordan has moved in next door, what to do?

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I'm told via a reliable source that Jordan (Katie Price for those who need to have her real name after her 'stage name' ) has moved in next door.

Well, not exactly next door, but I live in a rural area and her land is one field or so away from my land.

Do I make the paps aware and charge for access to her garden via mine (and the neighbours, but let's not tell him ) or do I go around and either pretend I've lost the cat, or ask for a bowl of sugar to introduce myself to her and her wonderful family?

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carter711 said:

Worst 'I live next to a famous slag person' thread ever.

Edited by carter711 on Wednesday 11th August 22:15

I wish!

Photographers have taken their position locally and we've gone from a quiet hamlet (well, small village/town) to a mobile Hello Magazine.

Now if you want to talk about living next to a famous person.......I used to live next door to Dave Gilmour. Now he is famous

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Mazda Baiter said:

wasn't it you waxing lyrical about where you live recently? I hate to break it to you, but your life has just been ruined. The Paps will be around soon. Her TV crew will constantly be in the corner of your eye as you admire the view.

Oh, and she is rude to boot.

Have fun.

Thanks

Probably won't see much as there are too many trees in the way, but I'd rather she picked somewhere else.

To be fair, this is only 'gossip' as I haven't seen her or her mob myself. I'm also aware of the property and if it is true, I'm surprised. It's nice, but not that nice.

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parakitaMol. said:

carter711 said:

M-J-B said:

carter711 said:

Worst 'I live next to a famous slag person' thread ever.

Edited by carter711 on Wednesday 11th August 22:15

I wish!

Photographers have taken their position locally and we've gone from a quiet hamlet (well, small village/town) to a mobile Hello Magazine.

Now if you want to talk about living next to a famous person.......I used to live next door to Dave Gilmour. Now he is famous

I'm quite surprised you're having such a problem with photographers. I'm sure nobody made much of a fuss when she was up the road in Woldingham. Unless she was doing one of her publicity stunts like getting married in a tub of cold baked beans or something.

They seem to come and go, the entrance is on a reasonably fast part of the A24 with not much space to sit and watch. I suspect any interest is simply because she is moving into a new gaff.

For those who know the area, the house is near to Old Barn Nursery on the A24, and having had a look at google, there are more fields between us than I thought which can only be a good thing.

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andy_s said:

Gilmour was on it apparently...

Tell me you are joking.........

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andy_s said:

M-J-B said:

andy_s said:

Gilmour was on it apparently...

Tell me you are joking.........

Thought that may have caused a tear or two but yes, happily I jest

That would have been worse than this creature moving near us!

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Funk said:

y2blade said:

mybrainhurts said:

Funk said:

And here it is, apparently..

http://maps.google.co.uk/maps?q=50.949888,-0.36789...

In that case, the OP lives in a tree....

perhaps the OP lives in a caravan

Tree or Pikeymobile, the pictures seem to correlate with the reports.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-12887...

That's the one!

We lost our cat last year and whilst. I was searching for him i walked over fields and talked to some people working at the yard there and it was up for sale for 1.6 million. So either the press are wrong or Jordan has been done

To be honest, in the flesh it's not that big and I'm surprised she's bought it.

It's also right on the A24 and road noise would be st.

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y2blade said:

cal72 said:

y2blade said:

mybrainhurts said:

Funk said:

And here it is, apparently..

http://maps.google.co.uk/maps?q=50.949888,-0.36789...

In that case, the OP lives in a tree....

perhaps the OP lives in a caravan

So the OP is a Pikey and is goner pilfer jordans treasure.

it would be the only way to explain the opening statement, without him appearing to be full of ****

M-J-B said:

I'm told via a reliable source that Jordan (Katie Price for those who need to have her real name after her 'stage name' ) has moved in next door.

Well, not exactly next door, but I live in a rural area and her land is one field or so away from my land.

Do I make the paps aware and charge for access to her garden via mine (and the neighbours, but let's not tell him ) or do I go around and either pretend I've lost the cat, or ask for a bowl of sugar to introduce myself to her and her wonderful family?

I looked on google and corrected the number of fields away in an earlier statement in this thread

Funny how when you drive past somewhere you think it's closer than it is when you look at a map! As i said earlier, she's further away then i thought...phew!

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RB26DETT said:

davemac250 said:

North West Tom said:

She probably won't know you even exist OP.

Unless the lenses in his binoculars glint in the sun and she spies him masturbating furiously in the under-growth?

I use tinted lenses - the sun doesn't glint




I only started the thread as a joke, I'm not bothered and it won't make any difference to my life (unless the bloody cat goes missing again and I have to wonder over into her fields, which now she's moved in won't happen as I'll probably get shot as a trespasser or tabloid photowhatsit!).

Still think it's quite a nice house in a st location - Jordan, if you read this you've been had love, the noise must be unbearable and you've spent the thick end of two million quid on it

Could have had my house for a lot less, had no road noise (or neighbours to see you playing with binoculars )

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Mazda Baiter said:

Tiggsy said:

considering she is/was one of the most famous sex symbols on the planet

Really not. A cheap tart maybe, but not a sex symbol.

I did have to read the sex symbol bit twice.....

Turned into the 2nd Bride of Weilderstein more recently

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working class said:

So OP have you clapped eyes on her yet?

No. Been past twice today and the gate was shut both times.

Personally, I'm not sure she's actually there. As I mentioned, it's big, but if she's earning the dosh she would have us believe, it's not up to much. Close to the road and whilst it may have 6 bedrooms, quite small. The main attraction would be the horse bit. Huge buildings with indoor and outdoor facilities.

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RedLeicester said:

Breadknife said:

Is it this one?

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/prope...

Pokey little house, just happens to come with space for nags (the equine type, nor her).

Yup, that's the house.

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cal72 said:

Keep thinking how ugly she is now.............those eyes........they're giving me bloody nightmares.

Looks like something out of Alien.