'tight' jokes?

[Jimmytno1]

Random title I know, anyways, my uncle (in law) is famously tight with his cash and we are running out of jokes to throw at him for our amusement! Any suggestions? Favourites so far are the obvious 'so tight he squeaks when he walks' and an adaptation of a joke about the scots being tight ' he was fighting over a penny with his wife, that's how copper wire was invented' any suggestions would be greatly appreciated so we have plenty of ammo over the Xmas festivities!

[Jimmytno1]

Both been used many times already I'm afraid! Maybe we should leave him alone!

[Jimmytno1]

Brilliant! It's actually happened too!

[Jimmytno1]

Ha ha, these are getting good, cheers all!

[Jimmytno1]

Guys, these are very good indeed! I can't wait till I see him next, he is in for some abuse next time I see him!