Using the loo in in front of your partner

[The Beaver King]

Ok,

So a very strange conversation that came about at work.
Would you feel comfortable using the loo in front of your partner or, alternatively, for them to use it in front of you?

A girl at work insists that depositing solid matter in front of her fiancé is completely wrong as it would dispel the womanly image and romance. As such, she warns him prior to a trip to the toilet so he does not unintentionally walk in. This also extends to vomiting in front of him and breaking wind. She has been with him for 18 months but he is away a lot in the forces.

I am of the opinion that it does not matter. I have no issues brushing my teeth or running through my morning bathroom ritual while my girlfriend is using the toilet. Just as I am not fussed if the situation is reversed. I also don't care if she breaks wind or throws up in front of me (usually I just hold her hair out of the way).

Bearing in mind, I'm talking about being comfortable enough to casually carry on in the bathroom without a drama. I am not talking about hiding behind the towel rail, pleasuring yourself.

So without turning this into a thread based on scatt or watersports, what is the general consensus decision of PH?

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anonymous said:

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Sorry, I thought we were all built like Spanish waiters, with nine inch hips...

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Steamer said:

The Beaver King said:

Ok,

So a very strange conversation that came about at work....

When you say 'work' do you infact mean 'prison'?

The Beaver King said:

Would you feel comfortable using the loo in front of your partner...

When you say 'partner' do you really mean 'cellmate'...

The Beaver King said:

A girl at work...

And when you say 'girl' do... well, I think you get the idea...

I can't see any other scenario that voyeuristic / exhibitionist hopper type activity would need to take place infront of anyone else!

Just call me Charles Bronson.

I'm not saying intentionally going to use the loo while your partner is in the middle of the job, but if you need to get ready for work and you only have one toilet, then what is the problem.

I don't even register my girlfriend is using the loo and certainly don't highlight or draw attention to the fact that she is having a poo. I suppose it depends how comfortable and skweemish you are. I suppose it helps that she smells of roses anyway...

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pugwash4x4 said:

After 12 years it very rare that either of us will go in front of the other- its not a massive problem but its just nicer not to show your missus your ablutions.

I'm talking about sitting on the loo, not scooping it out the bowl and dissecting it on the kitchen table. It's not like squatting one out over a glass table, it's a perfectly natural bodily function, that for some reason, people don't feel comfortable aound.

I don't see a massive difference between peeing and pooing while your partners around...

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Cock Womble 7 said:

Whilst we're on the subject, and not wishing to get too vulgar, why do women "hiss" when they piss?

Not sure, it's a sound akin to the noise my pressure washer makes though...

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Zod said:

The Beaver King said:

pugwash4x4 said:

After 12 years it very rare that either of us will go in front of the other- its not a massive problem but its just nicer not to show your missus your ablutions.

I'm talking about sitting on the loo, not scooping it out the bowl and dissecting it on the kitchen table. It's not like squatting one out over a glass table, it's a perfectly natural bodily function, that for some reason, people don't feel comfortable aound.

I don't see a massive difference between peeing and pooing while your partners around...

Stink and sounds. Not good.

I get all the stink and st from my kids, but given they do not have an alternate role as sex goddesses, that is fine. My wife, on the other hand, as well as being my children's mother, must be my sex goddess.

And while I do understand that, I have no qualms or illusions about the fact that my girlfriend has the same need to pee and crap that I do.

When we get into bed for the 'No-pants Dance', I do not instinctively look at her and think 'I can't get an erection because you have to poo and it smells'.

Maybe it depends on the boundaries of what makes you feel sick. st, snot, piss, blood, sick, none of that bothers me. I'm not going to roll around it in, but I don't get the urge to chunk and I would feel much better if I knew that any of the aforementioned belong to the girl that I love.

[The Beaver King]

I'm going to wait for the PH nightshift before compiling and producing an official document of the results, they are a strange bunch and could well tip the balance in my favour.

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Cock Womble 7 said:

MorrisCRX said:

Piss on her tits whilst she's flickin her bean on the bowl.

There's always one, isn't there?

I was just thinking that

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slomax said:

We have yet another amazing thread. That what, makes it three amazing threads in three days?

the swapsies
modelling
and now this...

fantastic...

There is a simple explanation really.

These 3 threads all contain themes that draw the PH collective unconsciously towards them, I.E. :

The switcharoo thread - practical jokes with ongoing developments and pornography content

Modelling - photoshopping and ridiculing a numpty

Using the loo - thought provoking and unusual

Slomax, how about creating a thread that looks at the elements required to make a succesful PH thread?

In fact, fk it, I'm going to take the piss out of the goon in the 'modelling' thread..

Edited by The Beaver King on Thursday 25th November 16:10

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Scraggles said:

Zod said:

Mrs Fish said:

Biker's Nemesis said:

Sheets Tabuer said:

Scraggles said:

reminds me of a time at a friend's house, had been at some pub or club and was a longer drive back to his place, got to the bog first after the girls were flaffing around, then when opened the door, got given a drink and their smoke and asked to hold both. she did not exactly strip off, but was not wearing much in the first place her friend with her decided it would be more fun to be alone....

guess prefer the solo experience

What?

Indeed!

crikey, need a translation for that one.

Yup, I'm struggling too.

short version, went for a piss, opened the door, m8's GF rushed in handing me her drink and asked me to hold them for her, she was wearing not a lot of clothes and sat down on the bog for a piss about 2 feet away

Okay, let's do this slowly, it's still early and I've not had my Weetabix.

1) You were in the toilet
2) You open the door to leave or because there was a knock?
3) A mates girlfriend enters
4) She passes you her drink and fag
5) She proceeds to empty herself while you were stood there
6) She didn't have many clothes on

Is that correct?