Xmas Man Flu!!!

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Anybody else gone down with this potentially life threatening bug? Been feeling fking st for the last few days, shoving all kinds of pills down my gullet, Day Nurse, Night Nurse, Various flu tablets and copious amounts of Paracetamol, any other tips to keep me alive?
I suppose working in a High School surrounded by 1200 screaming snivelling snotheads does not help....

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road hog said:

vodka and lucozade....

Tried the spirits route but just felt st the next day

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Nearly 2 weeks with it now and getting royally pissed off, surely my body has run out of stty stuff to bring up, luckily not back to work until Friday

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then it hit on the 18th, SWEET JESUS did it hit. sweating like Gary Glitter on a school bus, coughing up gallons of lung butter. I thought i was going to die. made worse by a day with the in-laws and my hyperactive 3 year old. Christmas day was not fun at all. I'm getting through more tissues than a hormonal teenager.

fk me this cheered me up with a laugh, such a poetic way with words Sir