Describing piles to a 9 year old...
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My own fault for leaving the Anusol on show, resplendent with long 'up yer arse' tube in place.
So my 9 year old son decides to clean his teeth in my bathroom (no, he didn't use the wrong tube...) and spots the little tube of relief languishing on the side, ready to administer the danglberry relief '....Dad, what's this A-n-you-s-o-l-e..'
Oh, what fun I've just had explaining that if you sit on the bog for too long reading Auto Express, or Plumpers Monthly, that these little nuggets of Satans juice will come and wreak havoc upon your anus - hard enought to explain when sober, but after several vinos and a curry - quite possibly the cause of the little b
ds (the piles, not the kid....although thinking back...) - he just laughed and walked off muttering something about 'pileman'...
It'll be all round the school playground by first break Monday.
Just sayin', like...
So my 9 year old son decides to clean his teeth in my bathroom (no, he didn't use the wrong tube...) and spots the little tube of relief languishing on the side, ready to administer the danglberry relief '....Dad, what's this A-n-you-s-o-l-e..'
Oh, what fun I've just had explaining that if you sit on the bog for too long reading Auto Express, or Plumpers Monthly, that these little nuggets of Satans juice will come and wreak havoc upon your anus - hard enought to explain when sober, but after several vinos and a curry - quite possibly the cause of the little b
ds (the piles, not the kid....although thinking back...) - he just laughed and walked off muttering something about 'pileman'...It'll be all round the school playground by first break Monday.
Just sayin', like...
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