Spider bite What the actual F...

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Sat here watching tv and notice an itchy back, nothing unusual for me so i scratch it, think nothing more of it until a few minutes later, feels like cramp in the area i scratched, thinking wtf is causing this, getting worse, feels red hot, its right at the top of my shoulders so cant see it, trying to take a picture with the phone, fk me its red raw, large blotch whitle blotch in the middle of red raw area. Take my shirt off , then find a dead spider on the settee when i get up, black but no markings. Still get crampy feeling/burning half an hour later, should i be panicking? This is the remnants of the fker that bit me!

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I didnt die but it still doesnt feel very good... ive taken antihistamine as suggested.

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Yes, still alive, going to the docs later to get it looked at as its still looking rather sore.

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Not well, i got bitten on my lip by a wasp and needed a rather swift visit to A&E as half my face swelled up like a balloon! Also mossie bites dont tend to agree with me either...