Pilonidal Cyst -- how long to drive again?

Pilonidal Cyst -- how long to drive again?

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Blue Oval84

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Thursday 7th April 2011
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Please forgive any spelling errors, this hospital bed keyboard is pants!

To keep it brief, has anyone else on here had the delight of suffering one of these? If so, how long was it before you could drive again? I currently have a hole in me that is packed with gauze and it hurts like hell, juust waant to know how long it might be before i'm driving again!

I've already been looking for cheap automatocs to drive as a stop gap!

Blue Oval84

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Thursday 7th April 2011
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Thanks for the good wishes guys! It certainly caught me by surprise at the weekend!

Fortunatelly mine is no where near my chap, it's on the left bum cheek, nd yes, I do now have 2 arris holes! :O

Thissoundslike recovery shouldn't be bad then, as u can imagine, I have found myself really strugling to lower myself into the Z4, I can imagine it will be just as hard after the op as it was before!

was looking at getting a cheap second car anyway so may just bring it forward and get a shed like this:

http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/2011...

My dad says the risk fators that cause this are
  • White males up to mid 20s. Check!
  • Doing a job that involves lots of sitting. Check!
  • Driving a car with fim suspension. Check!
Hopefully having ssoft barge to drive some of tthtime will help lol.

Blue Oval84

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Thursday 7th April 2011
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I hvent had the pleasure of taking a dump yet but i expect it to hurt like hell frown

The pain is much improved now but it will continue to be sore for a while i think.

Dr says theyre very common so if u meet the risk factors above then congrats, u may have this to look forward to smile

Blue Oval84

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Thursday 7th April 2011
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Yours sounds worse than mine! They have left my wound open and packed with gauze rather than close it up

Blue Oval84

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Thursday 7th April 2011
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I think a few people have had a nice surprise from Google tonight! I aim to please smile

Blue Oval84

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Thursday 7th April 2011
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skeggysteve - thanks for the advice, not sure about the aftercare yet as no one has spoken with me properly since i woke up but Ill bear that in mind!

Blue Oval84

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Thursday 7th April 2011
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anonymous said:
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ortunately my manger was commentng the other day that ive not had a sick day in years so i hae enough brownie points and 6 monthes full sick pay accrued to deal with this! smile

Blue Oval84

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Thursday 7th April 2011
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snuffle said:
sEEMS the NHS firewll doesn't like it either!! smile

Blue Oval84

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Friday 8th April 2011
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Thanks guys, lying here reading other taes of woe is making me feel like I had a relatively lucky escape! smile

Just had my early morning pain killers and am waiting for breakfast biggrin

Blue Oval84

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Friday 8th April 2011
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Oh goody, cant wait for that bit frown

On the plus side, they let me eat brekfast today smile

Blue Oval84

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Friday 8th April 2011
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Good christing fking god! eek

I just had the dressing changed and re-packed.

I think that women must have it easy with childbirth! The blood had naturally ccongealed to the ribbon.

Immagine having a plaaster glued to your exposed flesh and then pulled off. That's roughly how painful it waas frown

For thise who've never had an opeen wound, imagine sticking a scalpel in your butt and pushing it in and out a couple of times!

Blue Oval84

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Friday 8th April 2011
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My surgeon described them as "10 a penny", I wonder how many other patients suffered at the hands of your GP! rolleyes

Blue Oval84

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Friday 8th April 2011
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Right bout now i would struggle to get in the Z4, never mind drive it! The seat is so low it hurts!

My internet time will expire soon so I ma go quiet until they discharge me!

Blue Oval84

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Friday 8th April 2011
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4got 2 say, my hole is IN the arse crack so avoiding pain when sitting is nigh on impossible. frown

Blue Oval84

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Friday 8th April 2011
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Well that was an interesting afternoon, lying in bed at the hospital I noticed that I felt very damp, went to the loo and noticed I left a small blood puddle on the floor, turns out the dressing applied by the student nurse had fell out.

So, with slightly worn off pain meds I went through the whole excruciating process again. frown

But that isn't the best bit, not by a long chalk.

It turns out that the pain medication that they were giving me (Codine) causes constipation, which would explain my lack of bowel movements! The nurses then pointed out that this will put a lot of pressure on the wound when I need to go to the loo.

As soon as I got home I took a Sennakot at the nurse's advice, unfortunately this did nothing to soften the housebrick that was wedged up there. I discovered the presence of said housebrick when I very slowly and carefully eased it out, at the same time managing to eject the packing from the wound for the second time today! Woo hoo.

I rang the hospital and the girl on the phone suggested I just pull the dressing out and reapply, not bloody likely when I don't have my Tramadol yet!!

So, I am now about to try and go to sleep, slowly oozing a delightful mixture of blood and wound juice.

I'm so happy I could just die. smile

Blue Oval84

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Saturday 9th April 2011
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Well I had the dressing redone today, it still hurts like hell, all this talk of it getting better each time they do it is rubbish!

Today's effort seemed to hurt more than the first two. I hate this!

On the plus side, I've found a couple of E39's that are available cheap locally, may well invest in one as a bit of a luxo-barge for a year or so.

Blue Oval84

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Saturday 9th April 2011
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Trust me, ya don't!

Blue Oval84

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Sunday 10th April 2011
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Random question, yesterday the wound only hurt when I moved in particular ways, and of course, excruciatingly on re-packing.

Today the wound is becoming uncomfortable at all times, even on a combination of Tramadol and Diclafenic which makes me worry about what it would feel like if I was going "drug free".

Did anyone else's become more painful in the first few days before dulling down? I'm concerned in case it's getting infected although I suppose I'll know for sure tomorrow when it's packed again!

Blue Oval84

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Sunday 10th April 2011
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No, they haven't done any pre-soaking, I will be asking tomorrow though!!

Blue Oval84

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Monday 11th April 2011
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I just had it done today and I hope this is the sign of things to come, it was a fair bit less painful than it was before. The nurse advised that it didn't need to be soaked as it was already soaking with wound juice anyway.

Fingers crossed I'm on the road to recovery! Thanks to everyone who's posted so far smile

Now of course the next question, as part of my rehab I'm going to treat myself to a Shed (I was thinking of getting one before this happened), but which one will be most pleasant to ride about in?

  • BMW E39 523i or 528i Auto
  • Ford Mondeo MK3 2.0 Auto
I'm not looking to spend more than £1K on either (trying to stick to shed rules!)

Oh, and I have a picture of the offending wound now, but still not sure I want to share wink