Top scorer in Premier League this year

[Erudite geezer]

Who's your prediction for top scorer in the Premier League this year?

Sergio Kun Aguero - 2 footed, powerful with shapely thighs

Diego Costa - a street fighter with an eye for goal, or a bull fighter with an eye for a kill

Wayne Rooney - legendary goal scorer for club and country with a legendary hair transplant

Alexis Sanchez - pint sized technician to go with incredible work rate

Mario Balotelli - 0 goals in 12 league games but otherwise a good buy

[Erudite geezer]

Amirhussain said:

Balotelli 0 goals in 12 games but otherwise a good buy?!! In what fking way!! .

A good buy, as interpreted by a Utd fan