Lyrics - Magic Moments – Bing Crosby

[rjben]

Don’t ask me why but I heard part of the alternative lyrics to this today and I PMSL. Does anybody know what these are in full? I heard the following:

I’ll never forget the smell of the sweat from under her armpits.
The size of her thighs brought tears to my eyes they where like carpets (I think?)

CHORUS (Magic Moments)

It wasn’t the grass that tickled her arse it was my finger
……………


Class! I don’t know the rest but I’d love to find out!

Cheers,

Rob

[rjben]

Eric Mc said:

I always thought that it was Perry Como who had the big hit with this song (although Michael Holiday released a version in the UK).

Yep your right....

To accompany the line:

"It wasn’t the grass that tickled her arse it was my finger"

How About:

"I had to frown when I looked down down, because she was Ginger"

OK, maybe not!

>> Edited by rjben on Tuesday 7th September 21:31

[rjben]

Come on, back up for the smuttier night time visitors