RE: Vauxhall releases speed retardant

RE: Vauxhall releases speed retardant

Saturday 1st April 2006

Vauxhall releases speed retardant

Research finds people are driving too fast


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Vauxhall asks: are you VXR enough? After extensive market research, Vauxhall has discovered that a number of people aren’t.

In direct response to some media critics who claim the Astra VXR is ‘just too powerful’ the Luton-based company is announcing a new accessory to tame the output of its 237bhp turbocharged engine.

Taking the form of a fully-branded detachable padded mat, it uses Velcro fasteners to attach itself to the carpet beneath the accelerator pedal. This stops the throttle from being depressed fully and instantly reduces the power output.

Under strict testing conditions, Vauxhall engineers discovered that the 0-60mph time of an Astra VXR fitted with the device increased from the normal 6.2 seconds to a far more stately 14.06 seconds, while the top speed was reduced from 152mph to just 104mph.

The device, which is available to order at Vauxhall retailers from 1 April, has been named the Accelerator Pedal Retarding Intervention Lump.

Vauxhall’s VXR development engineer R. Hugh-Shaw said: “We could have made the Astra VXR less powerful in the first place, but we thought we’d let customers decide how much performance they would like by simply choosing the position of the accelerator pedal with their right foot. For anyone who is incapable of doing this, the AP-RIL could prove a godsend. If there is sufficient demand, we will consider widening the range with a mat which gives the 6.0-litre Monaro the performance of a two-litre.”

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smithsi

Original Poster:

511 posts

229 months

Saturday 1st April 2006
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FFS what is the point in buying a powerful car if you can only drive it like a 1 litre Micra.

At the end of the day if you are not able to drive a powerful car due to lack of ability then there are 2 choices:

1. Go buy a micra
2. Get driver training to bring you up to a sensible standard - I did.

smithsi

Original Poster:

511 posts

229 months

Saturday 1st April 2006
quotequote all
Yep, didn't realise it was April 1st. Duh, it's early.

Trouble is with this country and the nanny state the way it is, these things are not funny any more.