What has your "friend" been up to?
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Most Pistonheaders have a “friend” who gets into an endless series of scrapes, brouhahas, and tight spots. Perhaps we all know the same bloke? Anyway, this does not say much for our judgment in choosing our “friends”.
My “friend” has:
- Crashed a Triumph Vitesse into a ditch.
- Allowed another friend to drive an unroadworthy Land Rover in a cloud of smoke two miles on the public highway whilst following at a safe distance.
- Been busted for speeding (and paid up) four times. EDIT: six times. EDIT: eight times
- Been arrested for being cheeky to a policeman.
- Been shaken down for a bribe by French border cops.
- Held at gunpoint by a grumpy Spanish Coastguard.
- Driven without an MOT for two weeks owing to having **** for brains.
- Reversed a brand new BMW into a bollard.
- Shouted rude words at a little old lady in a Honda
etc, etc, etc.
What has your “friend” been up to?
My “friend” has:
- Crashed a Triumph Vitesse into a ditch.
- Allowed another friend to drive an unroadworthy Land Rover in a cloud of smoke two miles on the public highway whilst following at a safe distance.
- Been busted for speeding (and paid up) four times. EDIT: six times. EDIT: eight times
- Been arrested for being cheeky to a policeman.
- Been shaken down for a bribe by French border cops.
- Held at gunpoint by a grumpy Spanish Coastguard.
- Driven without an MOT for two weeks owing to having **** for brains.
- Reversed a brand new BMW into a bollard.
- Shouted rude words at a little old lady in a Honda
etc, etc, etc.
What has your “friend” been up to?
Edited by anonymous-user on Friday 21st April 17:18
Edited by anonymous-user on Thursday 21st January 18:34
Gosh, what naughty "friends" you all have.
My "friend" shrugged his shoulders when asked why his almost new Rover 216 Vitesse had popped a cylinder, and had it repaired under warranty, somehow omitting to mention the redlining the nuts off it when changing from fifth to second through incompetence whilst making forward progress on the unbecamera'd A9, at what passed in those far off days for a semi-leptonic velocity.
My "friend" shrugged his shoulders when asked why his almost new Rover 216 Vitesse had popped a cylinder, and had it repaired under warranty, somehow omitting to mention the redlining the nuts off it when changing from fifth to second through incompetence whilst making forward progress on the unbecamera'd A9, at what passed in those far off days for a semi-leptonic velocity.
My “friend” was driving down a lonely and narrow Scottish road in fog, at night, and decided that he was going the wrong way. In the course of turning around he got his rear wheels hopelessly stuck in a roadside ditch, leaving the car stuck at ninety degrees across the road. Luckily he was saved by two dudes in a camper van who turned up a little while later.
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Talking of furniture related "friend" action, my "friend", whilst at university, decided to win the approval of a local hot female person by placing the old, large, solid and heavy wardrobe that she had just bought in her bedroom for her while she was away. He recruited some cohorts, and they planned their expert furniture movage endeavours in the pub for some hours. The bedroom of la hotness was at the top of a narrow staircase with two turns in it. Suffice it to say that on her return the next day, the wardrobe was in a suitable state for small domestic starting fires with. Words were spoken. some of them surprisingly harsh and industrial to hear coming from such a delicate young lady person.. This ended my "friend's" promising career in the removals trade, together with certain other ambitions that he had been developing.
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