Just got a van, give me your best names please

[lestershaw]

I now have a van, I will keep nothing of value in it. I was thinking of getting some magnetic signs for the van suggesting Ithere is nothing of value in the van so opportunists won't be interested.
I will start
Lesters cake delivery
Lesters pillow services
Lesters manure collection

Any ideas or is this just a waste of a thread

[lestershaw]

EDLT said:

How are you going to stop the magnetic signs from being stolen?

I'm going to run another useless thread for that when I've chosen the name :-)