Wanted: A manly,virile monster of a vehicle
Discussion
Today has been a bad day, I bought a Hyundai i10 (red, active 1.2 if it matters). That as I see it is akin to handing my balls back and spending all day ironing and changing nappies. So, I need something to restore the balance - something so unbelievably vicious and masculine that if it was human it would be a cross between Ade Edmondson in The Young Ones and Chuck Norris. To get started, these I think should be on the list:
Pontiac Firebird (smoky and the bandit car iirc)
Ac cobra
Confederate wraith (motorbike)
Jensen interceptor
70s Aston Martin
V8 classic range rover or Chevy powered defender
Outerlimits offshore catamaran
Pitts s2c acrobatic biplane
Alvis stalwart
Not on the list:
V8 ferraris (too elegant, maybe excepting the 308 due to the magnum effect)
Toyota supra, evo or Nissan skyline (wrong image - this isn't about technology, it is about welding the thing yourself and fixing things with a lump hammer after the 70s tyres let go...)
Mx5 or BMW 330 (too normal, practical, efficient
Yamaha r1 or anything else with a fairing.
Help me please before they shrivel up and drop off...
Pontiac Firebird (smoky and the bandit car iirc)
Ac cobra
Confederate wraith (motorbike)
Jensen interceptor
70s Aston Martin
V8 classic range rover or Chevy powered defender
Outerlimits offshore catamaran
Pitts s2c acrobatic biplane
Alvis stalwart
Not on the list:
V8 ferraris (too elegant, maybe excepting the 308 due to the magnum effect)
Toyota supra, evo or Nissan skyline (wrong image - this isn't about technology, it is about welding the thing yourself and fixing things with a lump hammer after the 70s tyres let go...)
Mx5 or BMW 330 (too normal, practical, efficient
Yamaha r1 or anything else with a fairing.
Help me please before they shrivel up and drop off...
davepoth said:
Anything with a V8 and no silencers. Preferably painted black.
Hammerite for preference?Edit and OT: I used to work with someone who painted a vauxhall viva in Hammerite, by hand brush, with gold wheels. He then rear ended another car whilst watching a scantily clad young lady walk down the street one fine summer's day.
Edited by Vytalis on Sunday 7th October 19:25
vrsmxtb said:
Can we assume a woman was involved in this purchase?
You realise you need minimum a car that will shoot flames on the overrun to balance out?!
Yes, but she has a fantastic rack so I'd lost before I started.You realise you need minimum a car that will shoot flames on the overrun to balance out?!
A black v8 that spits flames on overrun from side exhausts is now on the 'must have these features' list
belleair302 said:
Dodge Viper.....
Any 1990's Lambo, especially an SV
Porsche 993 GT2
AM Vanquish S
AMG G-Wagon
Morgan Aeromax
Bentley Brooklands
Ultima GTR
Ariel Atom V8 500
Caterham R500
Lambo LM 002
Previous generation Alpina B7 (E60 version)
Renault Clio V6
Finally a TVR Tuscan Speed Six.
Ultima and gt2 are too refined and high end. All others work well.Any 1990's Lambo, especially an SV
Porsche 993 GT2
AM Vanquish S
AMG G-Wagon
Morgan Aeromax
Bentley Brooklands
Ultima GTR
Ariel Atom V8 500
Caterham R500
Lambo LM 002
Previous generation Alpina B7 (E60 version)
Renault Clio V6
Finally a TVR Tuscan Speed Six.
Clio v6 reminds me of another option: Renault 5 turbo.
andy-xr said:
A lovely car for certain, but a bit too suave - a Lamborghini Miura would work but only because of this: http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KQIRbV_noi8
Max_Torque said:
Job Jobbed!
(note: you're not allowed to modify it too much, that reaks of "trying too hard". So, a subtle suspension lift and a set of new wheels and slightly larger than std tyres and you're done!)
Edit: and the BFG radial all terrains with white lettering of course
VX Foxy said:
Just needs a red indian and a construction worker to complete the picture...
OP, the damage is done. There is no return.
There's the door ->
Well if the damage is done, I may as well get another Harley OP, the damage is done. There is no return.
There's the door ->
You can't beat a v twin that vibrates directly through the pillion seat at 70mph as foreplay IMHO - my last bike did exactly that, many a time I would get a tap on the shoulder and a gasped 'don't slow down' from female pillions. God I miss that bike.
230TE said:
Yes, I rather think it will. Now, where did I put that moustache wax?BeirutTaxi said:
RE: The i10 - whyyyyyyyyy?
Because:Vytalis said:
vrsmxtb said:
Can we assume a woman was involved in this purchase?
You realise you need minimum a car that will shoot flames on the overrun to balance out?!
Yes, but she has a fantastic rack so I'd lost before I started.You realise you need minimum a car that will shoot flames on the overrun to balance out?!
A black v8 that spits flames on overrun from side exhausts is now on the 'must have these features' list
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