'Funny' window stickers.
Discussion
I say burn any car you see with one
Driving behind a silver Fiesta (MkVI) with a window sticker that said something like
'I brake for fairies, leprechauns, unicorns and other fantastic creatures only I can see!'
Two reasons that made my piss boil... 1) the driver was MALE! and 2) he hasn't got the hang of irony, because he was braking for no apparent reason every 5 f
king seconds
The fact he'd reversed out of his driveway in front of me, without looking didn't help my blood pressure either
Driving behind a silver Fiesta (MkVI) with a window sticker that said something like
'I brake for fairies, leprechauns, unicorns and other fantastic creatures only I can see!'
Two reasons that made my piss boil... 1) the driver was MALE! and 2) he hasn't got the hang of irony, because he was braking for no apparent reason every 5 f
king secondsThe fact he'd reversed out of his driveway in front of me, without looking didn't help my blood pressure either
At the risk of taking this topic way OT
Our dogs are pedigree Schipperkes.
They were being prepared/trained for 'show' before we bought them off the breeder.
Had them neutered (IIRC instant disqualification) but didn't get them before they had their tails docked
We just wanted them as pets... they are perfectly normal (if slightly too aggressive towards trespassing strangers) house pets.
Until you stand them on a table to brush their coats. They immediately stand stock still, bolt upright and stare straight ahead like a fking statue... freaky 
9 years I've been trying to get them out of that habit 
budfox said:
J4CKO said:
I really hate that one, of all the st ones, that is the sttest, I destest that anyone shows their dog, I mean, its a dog, it should be chasing Squirells, rolling in st, barking, pissing, dumping, humping and doing all manner of doggy stuff. It shouldnt be stuck in a crate being carried up and down the country and all ponced up, sat on a table while some old farts decide whether its any good, it is a dog, by definition its awesome.
Therefore this sticker annoys me, the fact its a "SHOW DOG", it is no better or more important than anyone elses dog and the implication that I may crash into it if not warned that there is potential Crufts winner in there insults my intelligence, I know that if anyone has that on their car they are a grade one knob socket.
Couldn't agree more.t ones, that is the sttest, I destest that anyone shows their dog, I mean, its a dog, it should be chasing Squirells, rolling in st, barking, pissing, dumping, humping and doing all manner of doggy stuff. It shouldnt be stuck in a crate being carried up and down the country and all ponced up, sat on a table while some old farts decide whether its any good, it is a dog, by definition its awesome. Therefore this sticker annoys me, the fact its a "SHOW DOG", it is no better or more important than anyone elses dog and the implication that I may crash into it if not warned that there is potential Crufts winner in there insults my intelligence, I know that if anyone has that on their car they are a grade one knob socket.
They were being prepared/trained for 'show' before we bought them off the breeder.
Had them neutered (IIRC instant disqualification) but didn't get them before they had their tails docked
We just wanted them as pets... they are perfectly normal (if slightly too aggressive towards trespassing strangers) house pets.
Until you stand them on a table to brush their coats. They immediately stand stock still, bolt upright and stare straight ahead like a f
king statue... freaky 9 years I've been trying to get them out of that habit It's just that they are trained to stand still for inspection and it has really been drilled into them.
Stand and don't move whilst you're prodded, pocked and squeezed.
Not natural... handy at the vets though
At home as long as they come, leave, sit and stay when told they can pretty much do what they like.
Back on topic:
VW Beetle with a specialist garage (whose name eludes me) sticker in the back window that said...
'***** VW- polishing turds since 1984'
Stand and don't move whilst you're prodded, pocked and squeezed.
Not natural... handy at the vets though
At home as long as they come, leave, sit and stay when told they can pretty much do what they like.
Back on topic:
VW Beetle with a specialist garage (whose name eludes me) sticker in the back window that said...
'***** VW- polishing turds since 1984'
Edited by leafspring on Tuesday 26th November 14:49
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