Chunj - Is this your Ignis?

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okie592 said:

I predict much slating shortly

Really? Why would that be?

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Impasse said:

Hopefully he'll deign us with a reply soon.

I don't know, he seems pretty busy.

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anonymous said:

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I was rather hoping for a Grand Whoosh Fest.

With obsequious carbon fibre wrist time.

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dudleybloke said:

Does it have an ashtray?

Per-leeeze.

A humidor.

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Chunkymonkey71 said:

Here it is hiding in some long grass. I was very picky about the colour- had it re sprayed to match the colour of a melted dental filling in Hiroshima.

Er, Chunky, I can still see it. The camouflage thing just isn't working for me. Anyone who says they can't see it is fibbing. Think: The Emperor's New Clothes.

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Chunky. One word.

Stance.

Can you give us your thoughts?

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sideways20vT said:

After reading all 7 pages i'm none the wiser.

Reading this thread was like a malarial dream.

Malarial Dream. Ah, yes. I believe Chunj has them in The Ignis. Well, certainly their early stuff.

Have we talked about ICE, yet?

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BrownBottle said:

...have the close relationship I have with him...

I was close to him until this. At least I thought I was. You think you know someone.

He sent me a hat once. At least I think it was him. I'll never know now. He's ignoring my posts.

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Chenke - Is this your Water Meter?

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Toltec said:

Please accept a out loud.

Too kind. As the thread was Chunky's idea - and then he modestly didn't start it - I can only claim to be a catalyst in the process but those exchanges yesterday are some of the funniest things I've ever read on PH.

Chunkymonkey71: comic genius.

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Chunkymonkey71 said:

DickyC said:

Toltec said:

Please accept a out loud.

Too kind. As the thread was Chunky's idea - and then he modestly didn't start it - I can only claim to be a catalyst in the process but those exchanges yesterday are some of the funniest things I've ever read on PH.

Chunkymonkey71: comic genius.

Now now Reeshard- I am merely the kerbed old alloy wheels of your formidable comedy vehicle!

Oh, mate. You could lecture on funniosity. Perhaps you could give us some pointers on the importance of, for example,
















timing.

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[Flenke]

Get a room you two. What the fk is up with up you?

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I would have imagined her naked behind the wheel of a McLaren but they hadn't been invented then.

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Rear ended, you say?



(c) PixelPusher2013

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What are you trying to tell us with the black and yellow number plate bolts



and their spacing!?

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Chunkymonkey71 said:

It's a secret message- an 'in joke' between myself and the illuminati!

You are the King of Esoterica.

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Chunkymonkey71 said:

I'm finding it difficult to receive messages here at my seaside retreat.

(Some dodgy hotel in Aberdeen).

Uh, huh.

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ManFromDelmonte said:

... magic-tree scent workout in the end ...

Off Topic: step grandson in law has four magic tree scent thingys hanging from his rear view mirror. It's a convertible. Is he trying to refresh Berkshire? What, if any, are your views, Monseigneur de l'Ignis?