If only everything in life was as reliable as a Volkswagen !

[Nigel Worc's]

I guess life just isn't smiling at me at the moment.

My driving licence is about to expire and DVLA are to busy to do me a new one.

My SDi engine grenaded itself a few weeks back.

I've had the van back a fortnight, and the gearbox seized, actually locking the wheels (very fortunately the car behind didn't hit me).

You know when things juts aren't going your way ?

This VW Caddy is making my old Rover 75 (the previous worst vehicle I'd ever has the misfortune to own) look reliable.