Hairdressers cars... Best responses

[Bluehawk]

Having recently invested in a "hairdressers car", obviously it comes with the standard office banter to be expected...

Just wondering if any of you MX-5 Owners or the likes have any nice standard responses to the hairdressers jokes...

One i used just this morning:

Plonker #1 - Is that your hairdressers car outside
Me - Yeah, i'd offer you a trim but you haven't had any hair for 20 years.

[Bluehawk]

StuntmanMike said:

Either tell them to get fked or ignore them, never get into car talk with people at work, they generally aspire to some sort of diesel German rep mobile and see everything else as inferior, unless your lucky.

I don't mind the comments, i find it rather amusing!
But Stuntmanmike, you are correct, most people here drive German rep mobiles!

[Bluehawk]

Ari said:

You revved your car at a man who was mean about it?

I thought that was the done thing in these circumstances?