Brilliant idea for ladies in motorway toilets

[smileymikey]

Now its getting to the point that you cant go for a pee in a motorway service station, without having to stare at an advert 12 inches from your nose advertising Viagra or more recently "A red X means you cant use that lane"....No st! I was wondering what that five foot glowing red cross above the hard shoulder meant!. I was imagining what adverts we could suggest to be nailed to the inside of the cubicle doors in the ladies toilets that would benefit mankind.

I'm going to kick off with a poster showing an aerial shot of the motorway lanes, with the strap line line: You loved the naughtiness of 50 Shades of Grey. You long for an exciting thrill, experienced by only a few daring women. When you leave this service station......"why not try using the inside fking lane"

It could be called. 50 Shades of Grey....tarmac

Edited by smileymikey on Wednesday 25th February 19:26

[smileymikey]

Vanin said:

I think that to be equivalent to the male version, there would need to be three naked ladies each wearing a hat. Two would look depressed and one would have a big smile on her face.
The advertisement would be for Nurofen!

Brilliant!!

Alternatively you could have them as three topless women, one with bee stings for boobs and frowning, one with her boobs sagging to her waist and frowning and the third with a pair of Zeppelins and a big grin on her face. Advertising cosmetic surgery