Endless fun with parked cars

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Called at my 24 hour Tesco late last night.

Two lads left their car parked near the door and locked it with a pal inside.

He was sitting absolutely rigid in the car because, every time he moved, he set off the alarm. Didn't have the wit to open it and get out.

He was still there when I came out. Oh, how we laughed.

There must be more parked car mirth I've not thought of, so fire away, I'm a bit pissed orf at the moment and could do with a chuckle or three...

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Pieman68 said:

Many moons ago my mate was in a club with his then GF and we spotted his car in the car park. We had a spare key and managed to remove all 4 wheels and leave it on bricks with the wheels safely tucked in the boot. He came out at 2.30am to take the GF home to find it like that

We had his ignition leads away a few times as well. To the point that he used to take them off and take them in pubs and clubs with him (great anti theft device though)

I'd forgotten about this stuff. We used to get into the engine bay and remove the rotor arm.

Then there were imported things called car bombs. Looked like a firework with two wires, to be wrapped round spark plugs, then the ignition leads reattached. On firing up the engine, huge clouds of smoke were accompanied by a very loud and long screech. They produced more smoke than a battleship laying down a smoke screen.

One lassie we knew thought her Vitesse starter motor was acting up.

Happy days....

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simon1987 said:

Spare tyre said:

my mum is death, she has a softtop

often when younger we'd put something odd on the stereo and leave it on full volume

she'd be sat outside the post office with the prodigy booming away

thats bs because vibrations

Which she thought was a road drill, silly boy...