Why are farmers allowed to let phesants live in the road?!
Discussion
On average, I seem to wipe out 1.5 pheasants every year, resulting in damage to my front bumper/splitters/whatever else they rebound into! Just this morning one ran out and nearly caused a massive pile up.
Why are farmers allowed to have these liabilities running riot all over the highways!? It's an epidemic.
The solution is so obvious as well. Keep the birds inside cages. When it comes to game season, have the hunters approach said cage and shoot the pheasants point blank in the face.
This has 3 key benefits:
1. Farmer has less 'spillage' from birds dying on the roads constantly.
2. Hunters achieve a 99% or higher hit rate = increased satisfaction and less time needed to hunt
3. Less accidents on the roads, fewer damaged cars and potentially lives saved!
If this gets suitable backing I shall write to The Queen and ask her to immediately make this law.
Thanks for reading,
Rich
Why are farmers allowed to have these liabilities running riot all over the highways!? It's an epidemic.
The solution is so obvious as well. Keep the birds inside cages. When it comes to game season, have the hunters approach said cage and shoot the pheasants point blank in the face.
This has 3 key benefits:
1. Farmer has less 'spillage' from birds dying on the roads constantly.
2. Hunters achieve a 99% or higher hit rate = increased satisfaction and less time needed to hunt
3. Less accidents on the roads, fewer damaged cars and potentially lives saved!
If this gets suitable backing I shall write to The Queen and ask her to immediately make this law.
Thanks for reading,
Rich
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