The cheek of this scroat thief!

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Jesus, what a positive approach to his work from this "gentlemen". I wonder if he nicked that pushbike to get him to the job as he seems to leave it behind...

Appeal to identify thief caught on CCTV.On the morning of Sunday 5 July, a thief cycled into Goston Gardens, Thornton Heath and tested the doors of all the parked cars on the driveways.

Audacious thief caught on CCTV breaking into Audi A5 in #Croydon Call 101 with any information ref 186975

https://twitter.com/metpoliceuk/status/63717476004...

Apologies if previously posted - to many threads to trawl through.

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soad said:

Good one

Seriously though, some scroat stole a wheel bolt from my TR whilst in the goodwood car park earlier this year . Factory replacement = £69

[AMG Merc]

I would understand the stillness of the street but its 838am Sunday morning. Was there a street party there Saturday night and every one of the residents is hung-over?

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funkyrobot said:

I know someone who owned an old Landrover. On multiple occasions, his fog lights were stolen.

After around the third time, he discretely attached razor blades to the back of the lights. One morning, he got to the vehicle and saw blood all over the lights.

They were never stolen again.

Effective that