Guess my age, by my car(s)

[Nobby Diesel]

Inspired by "Does my car fit my age", I want to flip this around and ask, can you guess the age, by the car(s) they drive.
Rule is - if your age is guessed correctly, you say so. Otherwise, you keep quiet.

I'll start......

Audi A6 Avant Le Mans 2.7 TDI - 07
Porsche 996 Turbo - 01
Ford Ranger 2.5 TDI -07

[Nobby Diesel]

gazza285 said:

48 years old, fat knob head in jeans two sizes too small, big debts, slightly chubby wife with minor surgery issues and blond hair. Two kids, one who wears glasses, much to your embarrassment.

Me? Works Berlingo van, Mrs has a V70 D5...

Thanks Gazza! Much appreciate the character assassination !
A couple of years out, slightly overweight and not sure about the knob head? Jeans are the correct size, zero debt, far from slightly chubby wife, no surgery and brown hair. 2 kids yes, but no glasses.
Good first shot!

[Nobby Diesel]

SpamDisco said:

49 or 50

Edited by SpamDisco on Saturday 24th September 02:22

50! Good darts.

[Nobby Diesel]

gazza285 said:

You edited that?

Looking at your garage I'd say 48 again, council house, still have the last five cars parked on the grass outside, drinks white cider or Kestrel Super, enormously fat wife on disability, chain smoking serial father of many feral youth. Bad car modifier in the Barry Boy style.

Again Gazza, thanks for the observations.
I don't think that I am any of your preconceptions.
Council house - no.
48 - no.
Last 5 on the drive - no.
White cider/kestrel - no.
Fat wife - no.
Disability - no.
Smoker - no.
Serial father - no.
Feral youth kids - no.
Modifier- no.

Sorry Gazza, not doing too well.

[Nobby Diesel]

SpamDisco said:

Not far off, no, no, no, no, never smoked + kids behave, too tight to piss money away on mods, if you bet on black I think red would be a dead cert...

Not far off, Spam.

[Nobby Diesel]

SpamDisco said:

It would've been harder to guess if you hadn't posted 1966 in the "cars from your birth year" thread, sorry I'm not really a stalker, honest!

Doh!

[Nobby Diesel]

Pork said:

Right or wrong, for entertainment value he gets marks from me

Absolutely!