Your car relationships as romances.

[Jaroon]

My latest wife is a black beauty I'd been eyeing up for months before mustering up the courage to take her out for a spin. We were chaperoned so no shenanigans but with the promise of some tasty action if I were to commit, and smitten as I was I popped the question there and then, she said yes! I felt quite a cad as I still loved my current wife but she was getting on a bit and to my shame I had a wandering eye. The divorce was straight forward thank fully and I understand she is with her new man and happy, I wish them both well.

One ex sticks out in my mind, an Oriental beauty, she was a real goer and swept me off my feet, however I soon realized she was only with me for my money and I just couldn't spend enough on her to keep her happy. Also although she was a fine looking woman, how to say this as a gentleman, her undercarriage had seen better days and the day she left me I felt a blessed release.

Cars Jaguar XFR, Merc C55 AMG and Mitsubishi Evo 6.

Any other tales of love, lust or woe?

[Jaroon]

SuperchargedVR6 said:

Jaroon said:

One ex sticks out in my mind, an Oriental beauty, she was a real goer and swept me off my feet, however I soon realized she was only with me for my money and I just couldn't spend enough on her to keep her happy.

I thought it was just the German beauties that were attention seeking, money draining, high maintenance mares?

Not in my case, in 2 and a half years of marriage she only demanded one surprise gift of a secondary air pump £800, but other than that she did her wifely duties graciously and though no spring chicken she scrubbed up a treat.

[Jaroon]

spookly said:

Jaroon said:

My latest wife is a black beauty I'd been eyeing up for months before mustering up the courage to take her out for a spin. We were chaperoned so no shenanigans but with the promise of some tasty action if I were to commit, and smitten as I was I popped the question there and then, she said yes! I felt quite a cad as I still loved my current wife but she was getting on a bit and to my shame I had a wandering eye. The divorce was straight forward thank fully and I understand she is with her new man and happy, I wish them both well.

One ex sticks out in my mind, an Oriental beauty, she was a real goer and swept me off my feet, however I soon realized she was only with me for my money and I just couldn't spend enough on her to keep her happy. Also although she was a fine looking woman, how to say this as a gentleman, her undercarriage had seen better days and the day she left me I felt a blessed release.

Cars Jaguar XFR, Merc C55 AMG and Mitsubishi Evo 6.

Any other tales of love, lust or woe?

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