Very, very funny you git

[Toltec]

Deliberately soaking a pedestrian, how you must have laughed.

The thing is, I get to go home and change, but you still drive a Zafira.

Best of luck with your shifty life.

[Toltec]

Bennet said:

You need to work on your observation and planning as a pedestrian and only overtake the puddle when you can see it's safe to do so.

Not a puddle, road run off in the gutter and continuous for 30-40 metres. All the drivers need to do is keep a foot from the kerb for most of it and you can avoid the wider bits when a car is coming. Most drivers manage this even if traffic is coming the other way, there wasn't any in this case. Sometimes it is just one of those things, you end up with wet lower legs from the rain anyway so the odd extra splash doesn't matter. At least I can nip home and get changed, he will remain a dick for life.

[Toltec]

Google [bot] said:

I'm in the very very funny camp.

I take it you'd still be laughing if your number plate was clocked, you were caught on cctv and ended up being prosecuted?

It was funny, in the same way that some people watch reality tv to see how crap other people's lives are. I get a certain hit of schadenfreude from knowing someone has so little to enjoy that they would do this.

Edited by Toltec on Monday 27th February 11:31

[Toltec]

Google [bot] said:

No, that would be crap but the funny memory would remain long after the penalty was forgotten.

A happy smidsy to you too.

[Toltec]

xjay1337 said:

Bit annoying. Not worthy of a rant.

3/10


But on the plus side at least you don't need to shower again.

[Toltec]

KungFuPanda said:

Why do people post on here thinking that the person that wronged them will be on Pistonheads and read it??? What is the likelihood of that happening? Virtually nil.

Not what it was about otherwise I would have included the exact time, place and registration number. It was letting off steam and having a laugh at the stty life of a Zaphira driver.

Surprised no one has pulled me up for stereotyping and how a Zaphira is really very good. Driving one around Brands on a vxr day was quite good fun in a let's see if I can get it on to two wheels sort of way.

Having a laugh about it is healthier than tracking them down and pouring liquefied dogst into their heater vents one night.