car recovery

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Bit of a predicament. We've broken our bmw 335i in le mans in the campsite with no breakdown recovery. Looking for suggestions for help. Looking around 1500 euros to get to Calais or a replacement clutch for 750 euros but takes 3 days to get part. If we get in the UK we have free recovery.

Thoughts or suggestions whilst we sit here drinking beer at the side of the road?