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Rawwr

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Saturday 16th July 2016
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June 4th I bought a Mondeo ST220. It was an utter dog. I replaced it today, trying desperately not to think about the money I lost on it. So now I have a 1-year old ST-3 with navigation and a few other funky options. Utterly delighted with it but feel like such a d*ck being 37 and trying to think I'm down with the kidz now smile


Rawwr

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Sparky137 said:
The difference is that for you the insurance is affordable and not optional!!!
Indeed! A mere £180, which isn't too shabby smile

Rawwr

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bigkeeko said:
Probably a cool little car and fun to drive but the colour will wear you down after a bit.
I'm not even sure what that means.

I despite black/grey/white cars and bikes with a passion, despite my previous two cars being black and the bike being black. It's nice to stand out a bit from the river of monotony that makes up the roads these days.

Rawwr

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Riskins said:
well done for bringing some colour to our dull roads, great colour.

Question is how long can you resist before a cheeky remap?
Forever, probably. If I can't be quick with 250bhp, I doubt I'll be any quicker with 300bhp smile

Rawwr

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Saturday 16th July 2016
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Biker's Nemesis said:
Snap.

I'm a 50 year old super chav.


Always loved your RS smile

Rawwr

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Friday 22nd July 2016
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It very nearly lasted a whole week!

Currently back with the dealer to be unf*cked.

Rawwr

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Friday 22nd July 2016
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Bit of an odd one, really. When I collected it on Saturday, the tyre pressure warning popped up. Wasn't entirely shocked so stopped at a garage and set them to the correct pressures. Warning dutifully disappeared. All was well with the world.

This morning, the warning reappears. Stopped and checked them and they'd dropped more than you'd expect in 6 days, with the NSF and OSR being the worst. Rather more worrying was the fact I couldn't really tell much difference but I'm blaming that on the ridiculous 30 profile tyres - I'm usually quite sensitive regarding such matters, honest.

Still no big deal, figured it was the wky metal valves being wky and metally. Stopped in at the dealer on the way home to command them to change them, got it all booked in, got back in the car, started it up and STEERING ASSIST FAILURE - DO NOT DRIVE. Totally out of the blue but I guess at least it had f*cked itself at the best place possible.

My courtesy car is a brown Fiesta.

Brown.

Dear lord.

Rawwr

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Saturday 23rd July 2016
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If it moved at all at the moment I'd be happy smile

With regards to power, I've never been one for big power - in fact, the ST is the most powerful car I've ever owned. Then again, I seem to be one of the few people on PH who doesn't get all indignant and sulky when someone passes me on a motorway. That's all quite possibly due to riding bikes for the last 12 years and having a Fireblade in the garage; you just tend to think it's all pointless trying to be straight-line quick in cars smile

Rawwr

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Monday 25th July 2016
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So, my local Ford dealer have just been on the phone to say my car will be ready to collect tomorrow. Paraphrased conversation as follows:

Ford: "We've replaced the steering rack and two of the valves on the tyres."
Me: "All four tyres were losing air, it's just the two I highlighted were losing it quicker than the others. I don't want to be topping up air three times a week."
Ford: "Well we've done the two you mentioned so see how it goes."
Me: "I know how it'll go, they'll lose air and I'll be filling it up three times a week."
Ford: "If that's the case you can bring it back and we'll change those."
Me: "Ridiculous."
Ford: "....."
Me: "And why the steering rack? It was clearly a fault with the EHPAS, there was never an issue of the rack being knackered!"
Ford: "See how it goes."
Me: "If it fails again, I will reject the car. Just so you know."
Ford: "See you tomorrow."

Not entirely full of confidence.

Rawwr

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Monday 25th July 2016
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Ok, despite my incredulity, it appears as though there's quite a lot more to the steering rack in the Focus than I first imagined and the idea may not be as unnecessarily bonkers as I'd first thought.

Still, the valves thing is annoying.

Rawwr

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Tuesday 26th July 2016
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Was due to collect the car on Monday but they didn't have the part.

Was due to collect the car tonight but they hadn't fitted the part.

I fear I may lose my temper in a most spectacular way if it's not ready tomorrow.

Rawwr

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Wednesday 27th July 2016
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Just got it back. It appears to work again.

Rawwr

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Wednesday 27th July 2016
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You're not wrong. Funny thing is, I've only ever owned cars from two marques; Ford and Lotus. One of those has been more problematic than the other smile

Rawwr

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Thursday 18th August 2016
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The finishing touch.

No further problems since it was back from the dealer. Have really been enjoying it so far. Averaging 32.4mpg, which isn't too bad.



Edited by Rawwr on Thursday 18th August 15:04